Why Do I Continue to Read Peter King?

DJnVa

Dorito Dawg
SoSH Member
Dec 16, 2010
54,937
Well, the basis of the query was that Amendola doesn't need to produce like Welker, but that didn't stop King from asking in his answer if Amendola can do that.
 

Leather

given himself a skunk spot
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
28,451
Yea.  But it's so Peter King.  The pseudo-intellectualism of it ("Oh, it sounds so old, European, regal!"), combined with the (inadvertent?) reference to a show that has nothing in common with Peter King's aesthetic or sensabilities at all ("Portlandia") just make it perfect.
 

mandro ramtinez

Member
SoSH Member
Aug 24, 2006
1,612
Boston, MA
drleather2001 said:
Yea.  But it's so Peter King.  The pseudo-intellectualism of it ("Oh, it sounds so old, European, regal!"), combined with the (inadvertent?) reference to a show that has nothing in common with Peter King's aesthetic or sensabilities at all ("Portlandia") just make it perfect.
Plus it would broadcast King's overwhelming egotism and self satisfaction.  Simmons, no slouch when it comes to self pride, avoided that pitfall pretty well with the grantland name.
 

Corsi

isn't shy about blowing his wad early
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 3, 2010
12,955
Boston, MA
He actually made reference to the name itself in this week's MMQB:
 
 

Before the football, there was a little baseball in Kinglandia over the weekend.
 
 

pappymojo

Member
SoSH Member
Jul 28, 2010
6,799
drleather2001 said:
Yea.  But it's so Peter King.  The pseudo-intellectualism of it ("Oh, it sounds so old, European, regal!"), combined with the (inadvertent?) reference to a show that has nothing in common with Peter King's aesthetic or sensabilities at all ("Portlandia") just make it perfect.
 
Plus it's basically a rip off of the Grantland name with more ego. 
 

pappymojo

Member
SoSH Member
Jul 28, 2010
6,799
joe dokes said:
Who gets the role of "Little Boy."
 
I wasn't being that sophisticated.  I just thought it was a built-in opportunity to mention where PK lives all the time. 
 

NatetheGreat

New Member
Aug 27, 2007
619
Prior to Grantland, Bill Simmons, whatever his weaknesses as a writer and personality, had demonstrated ability when it came to identifying talent and giving it a platform to do interesting stuff--he had a big hand in getting 30 for 30 rolling. And that's whats kept Grantland working, the fact that (apart from a few stinkers like Lambert) he's put together a solid lineup of writers. Does Peter King have the same knack? I have no idea, and I sort of doubt SI does either. This smacks of "me too"ism.
 

Leather

given himself a skunk spot
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
28,451
Well, let's not get carried away with the "Bill Simmons hand picked Grantland" stuff.  
 
At its outset, it was billed as a joint venture between Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Dave Eggers.    Given that both of the latter two writers (who are both more respected writers than Simmons in their own right) have more-or-less disappeared from Grantland, I think it's pretty clear that ESPN knew that Simmons needed some help in A) lending the site some credibility as a legitimate "writing" site; and B) attracting (or at least vetting/judging) quality writers to contribute.   Moreover, it's not like Simmons is sitting at a table with a slush pile of submissions; I'd be shocked if there weren't lower-level ESPN people (production assistants, copy editors, etc...) looking over applications of possible writers and forwarding the top ones on to the Simmons/Klosterman/Eggers (at least at the beginning).
 
In short:  Bill Simmons isn't an island.  He had the considerable might and money of ESPN behind him when creating Grantland.  Likewise, I'm sure SI will prop up King with some other people to draw initial interest and help him with attracting talent.  King isn't going to be calling up internet writers and asking them to come lend a hand.
 

CoffeeNerdness

Member
SoSH Member
Jun 6, 2012
9,251
If Kinglandia does only stick to football then it will be a huge disappointment.  With an egomaniacal name like Kinglandia it has to be an extension of his beer, coffee, travel douche brand, right?
 

John Marzano Olympic Hero

has fancy plans, and pants to match
Dope
SoSH Member
Apr 12, 2001
25,205
At its outset, it was billed as a joint venture between Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Dave Eggers.
 
What was the deal with Eggers and Grantland anyway? I know that he was featured front and center when Grantland launched but I can only remember one article he wrote (watching a Cubs game from a roof deck). I don't think it was a blatant bait-and-switch, but one article?
 

Leather

given himself a skunk spot
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
28,451
John Marzano Olympic Hero said:
What was the deal with Eggers and Grantland anyway? I know that he was featured front and center when Grantland launched but I can only remember one article he wrote (watching a Cubs game from a roof deck). I don't think it was a blatant bait-and-switch, but one article?
 
No idea.  Although Grantland is having things published through McSweeney's, which is Eggers' pet project.  So maybe he never really intended to be a contributor so much as an advisor/editor/publisher.
 

Shore Thing

New Member
Jul 14, 2005
67
How obtuse is he?  The premise is this - " I love Welker and agree this will be a step back for the New England offense, but the Patriots can afford it if they use the extra money to improve on D."
 
And he responds with "If you mean they should have spent a couple of extra million on Welker than they would have paid for Amendola, ..."
 
No, PK, that is NOT what he meant.
 

Corsi

isn't shy about blowing his wad early
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 3, 2010
12,955
Boston, MA
Life's good in Kinglandia.

The New York Post reports that King's new contract with SI is a three-year deal between $1.2 and $1.5 million per. The biggest perk of that contract? "Kinglandia"! That's King's new standalone football site that we told you about on Monday. (Kinglandia's just the nickname around the office, but we will persist in calling it Kinglandia until there's a real name, and even then we'll probably call it Kinglandia anyway.) The site has poached The Globe's Greg Bedard and The Star-Ledger's former Jets and Giants beat writer, Jenny Vrentas. The site will launch in the next few months, and more writers will be hired for it.
 
SI wouldn't confirm King's salary, but the Time Inc. sports group editor Paul Fichtenbaum coyly told the Post: "It’s safe to say Peter is very nicely paid." In related news, Time Inc. recently laid off hundreds and is preparing for a anxiety-inducing spin off from its corporate overlord, Time Warner.
 
http://deadspin.com/peter-king-making-up-to-1-5-million-a-year-for-kingla-458353672
 

ifmanis5

Member
SoSH Member
Sep 29, 2007
65,707
Rotten Apple
This thread should have a Haiku contest for the poor schlub Time Warner employees who got nuked so King could start his own vanity project.
Winning Haiku goes on a t-shirt for the laid off riff-raff.
 

Corsi

isn't shy about blowing his wad early
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 3, 2010
12,955
Boston, MA
Laid off again, huh?
Can't afford to keep heat on?
Stop your shivering.
 

Leather

given himself a skunk spot
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
28,451
Worst of our culture
Arrogant, Vain, and Stupid;
Surely thy name: King.
 

Leather

given himself a skunk spot
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
28,451
Dogman gets points for actually subscribing to the "rules" of haikus* and using an element of nature; a pig.
 
*683th on the list of things that annoy me about King: he never fails to fuck this up.
 

Corsi

isn't shy about blowing his wad early
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 3, 2010
12,955
Boston, MA
Went to Anne Frank's house
A bit too cramped for my tastes
Coffee was weak too
 

Dehere

Member
SoSH Member
Apr 25, 2010
3,143
Had to laugh when I saw that story in the Post just in anticipation of this thread blowing up today.
 
You haters can suck
my venti cocchiato.
You all should. Often.
 

Corsi

isn't shy about blowing his wad early
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 3, 2010
12,955
Boston, MA
Driving to Falmouth?
Have fun on the Sagamore
Kingster flies Cape Air!
 

Leather

given himself a skunk spot
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
28,451
Prince Shmintz Give me Bruce
I'm a real bro, can't you tell?
Love flying Cape Air.
 

JimD

Member
SoSH Member
Nov 29, 2001
8,910
You got a pink slip
Factoid which doesn't interest me
Starbucks is hiring