Wild Card Game Thread -- Non Pro-MFY Version

[Al Zarilla]

For the WC games, each team should be allowed 1 NFL player on the field with full tackling rights. Imagine DMC patrolling short CF and blitzing/flattening runners trying to stretch a hit into a double.

Or keep it all baseball and use Adrian Beltre as that rover.

 

[E5 Yaz]

You suck so much twins.

Prom night

 

[E5 Yaz]

If the Twins are to win this game, Mauer has to contribute

 

[santadevil]

This game is going to set a record for starters pitching, right?

 

[BigSoxFan]

How slow is Mauer?

 

[mauidano]

I’d like to see the play at second.

 

[Leather]

If the Twins are to win this game, Mauer has to contribute

Mauer has been an ongoing disappointment for 5 years.

 

[rymflaherty]

Doesn't he know that you're supposed to dive head first?

 

[Van Everyman]

The last time the Yankees were in the playoffs and didn't dick stomp the Twins in any round was 1492.

True story.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Mauer has been an ongoing disappointment for 5 years.

But is fortunately playing in a city that just doesn’t care

 

[santadevil]

Buxton out of the game, the makes it even tougher

 

[nvalvo]

I love Berrios’ two seamer.

 

[Leather]

But is fortunately playing in a city that just doesn’t care

That’s not true at all. The ownership doesn’t care.

 

[mauidano]

I want to punch Gardner in the nose.

 

[BigSoxFan]

That’s not true at all. The ownership doesn’t care.

I’ve spent tons of time in Minneapolis. He catches hardly any flack.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

That's game. Fun while it lasted.

 

[mauidano]

Right over the middle of the plate. Boom.

 

[Luis Taint]

Fuck Aaron Judge

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Brandon Kintzler could maybe give the Twins a couple scoreless innings, so if he does, they have a shot... oh, right.

 

[Al Zarilla]

I love it when the announcers give a reason why a guy turned it around, like Judge, as if it was 100% truth.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Flat slider goes far.

 

[budcrew08]

Can’t these assholes get anyone out

 

[Maximus]

Game, set, match. Thanks for playing Twinkies.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Amazingly, only about half the meatballs from Minnesota have been punished appropriately.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Zero shock on my face at this Korean BBQ place that is inexplicably playing the game.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Game. Been nice.

 

[PseuFighter]

it was fun for a few mins.

 

[dynomite]

Judge is... good. Unfortunately.

One of the least hateable Yankees, too.

 

[MikeM]

So much fail going on

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Fuck you, Aaron Judge.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Who had 11-5? Looking good.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Dalvin Cook torn ACL and now this. Poor Minnesota sports fans. At least the Wolves should be good.

 

[Detts]

I can see zero reason to hate Judge.

Zero.

 

[soxhop411]

GJGE twins. You are worthless. Can we send the twins to AAA?

 

[Blue Monkey]

Judge is... good. Unfortunately.

One of the least hateable Yankees, too.

Give it time

 

[LogansDad]

Man, the look on Judge's face as he was rounding the bases.... I find it hard to hate him.

 

[BornToRun]

Judge is... good. Unfortunately.

One of the least hateable Yankees, too.

I find him pretty easy to hate.

 

[Harry Hooper]

"Winner goes to Cleveland."

Probably not a phrase you hear a lot.

 

[phrenile]

I can see zero reason to hate Judge.

Zero.

Goofy teeth.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

LOOK AT THE EMOTION!! LOOK AT THE PASSION!!

Jessica is channeling Suzyn

 

[Al Zarilla]

GJGE twins. You are worthless. Can we send the twins to AAA?

Contract, except they have that new ballpark.

 

[TomBrunansky23]

GJGE twins. You are worthless. Can we send the twins to AAA?

Hey, hey now. Show the Flower City some respect.

 

[AimingForYoko]

I can see zero reason to hate Judge.

Zero.

Beyond wearing pinstripes, I agree.

 

[timlinin8th]

I can see zero reason to hate Judge.

Zero.

The pinstripes is reason enough.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I can see zero reason to hate Judge.

Zero.

I see a whole bunch of reasons. How many depends on the number of pinstripes on his shitrag of a uniform.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Judge is... good. Unfortunately.

One of the least hateable Yankees, too.

I hate him already. He's Jeter II

 

[patinorange]

I think I'll be rooting for Cleveland. I want nothing to do with these guys.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

That Yankees fans have co-opted the Ole BS from soccer and the Canadiens just makes me want the Twins to come back from the grave and crush them that much more.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Yankees have what it takes to win out

 

[NYCSox]

Dalvin Cook torn ACL and now this. Poor Minnesota sports fans. At least the Wolves should be good.

Maybe Towns should have pitched. Or Walter Johnson. Yeah he's been dead for 70 years but he couldn't have been worse.