Wild Card Weekend game thread

Marciano490

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I miss when football coaches looked like they’d kick your ass for looking at them funny and like they hadn’t hugged their kids since birth.
 

Marciano490

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I miss when football coaches looked like they’d kick your ass for looking at them funny and like they hadn’t hugged their kids since birth.
Like both Harbaugh and especially Taylor look like they’re flummoxed by a pointy turd.
 

DennyDoyle'sBoil

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Cincy is toast if Baltimore ties it. Their offense has just switched off.

One first down since the first drive of the half, and that was by penalty on a punt,
 

Marciano490

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That's quite the analysis
It’s the same look my dog gets when really straining. We’ve all been there. But fucking Tom Landry would’ve just squatted over a bucket and been done with it. These guys are in cold sweats.
 

Seels

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these things where you throw 3-4 yards behind the down marker when your game/season depends on it - why. Why do teams / quarterbacks do this
 

Marciano490

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Imagine watching a football game cold - it’s the two minute warning so under subsection 7.b.II, the replay official has to consult the oracle according to the principles of the Mayan lunar calendar.
 

Marciano490

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Collinsworth: this is like going back in time to those twins I took to Homecoming. Their homecoming of course. I was 32.
 

Marciano490

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Rowling certain got off to a formidable early lead, but Dobbins has been the best JK lately.