Wild Card Weekend game thread

[johnmd20]

No kicker has ever gone 0-3 on XPs in history.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

How did they only run one second off the clock?

 

[Oil Can Dan]

Hoo boy

 

[Ale Xander]

That only took 2 seconds? No way

 

[mauidano]

Brady is way out of sync.

 

[luckiestman]

Did they blow the whistle before he was down?

yes in terms of game sound, but maybe the audio is messed up

 

[Ale Xander]

Oh crap

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Ooff. Parsons dinged on a mostly meaningless play.

 

[Pandemonium67]

Gotta be one of Brady's worst halves ever.

 

[Ale Xander]

Parsons looks done

 

[McBride11]

Hey Tom. NeP has a good D. Hey Tommy maybe 1 more rodeo

 

[SoxinSeattle]

A Cowboys collapse would be delicious. Especially if they lose by three.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Parsons looks done

Michael Sarrazin's going to shoot him at halftime

 

[tims4wins]

He always said he’d retire when he sucked. So……. ???

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Steve Young is wearing a hoodie under a suit.

 

[johnmd20]

A Cowboys collapse would be delicious. Especially if they lose by three.

Or 1.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Brady 4.2 YPA. Yikes.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Whats the record for missed extra points by a kicker in a game?

Maher now shares the record with 9 other kickers: Matt Gay, Roger Ruzek, Max Zendejas, Bob Thomas, David Tout, Rick DanMeier, Tom Dempsey, Billy Atkins, and Sam Baker.

Lest we forget, Nick Folk had a couple in December against the Bengals.

 

[bankshot1]

Tom better find his inner Trevor Lawrence pdq

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Maher now shares the record with 9 other kickers: Matt Gay, Roger Ruzek, Max Zendejas, Bob Thomas, David Tout, Rick DanMeier, Tom Dempsey, Billy Atkins, and Sam Baker.

Lest we forget, Nick Folk had a couple in December against the Bengals.

In Maher’s defense, those guys missed the shorties.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Tom better find his inner Trevor Lawrence pdq

Unfortunately, even if he does, he won't find his inner Doug Pederson

 

[Marciano490]

Damn I think Deion is wearing an mb&f. Cool watch.

 

[strek1]

TB gonna need some of that "Baby Yoda" force to come back in this one.

 

[djbayko]

No kicker has ever gone 0-3 on XPs in history.

True, but two kickers have gone 1-4 and six kickers 2-5, so Maher at least has a chance to bring himself down from rarified air a bit.

Edit: Those numbers are regular season only, so there may be others.

 

[InstaFace]

Me turning on the game because I saw Tommy had 1st and goal...

 

[Marciano490]

TB gonna need some of that "Baby Yoda" force to come back in this one.

Is that the kid he had with Moynihan?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Maher now shares the record with 9 other kickers: Matt Gay, Roger Ruzek, Max Zendejas, Bob Thomas, David Tout, Rick DanMeier, Tom Dempsey, Billy Atkins, and Sam Baker.

Lest we forget, Nick Folk had a couple in December against the Bengals.

Bob Thomas has a pretty good post-football career

 

[bankshot1]

Unfortunately, even if he does, he won't find his inner Doug Pederson

Or his inner Bruce Arians. Going out as Jane Fondas boy toy is still one helluva legacy

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Maher now shares the record with 9 other kickers: Matt Gay, Roger Ruzek, Max Zendejas, Bob Thomas, David Tout, Rick DanMeier, Tom Dempsey, Billy Atkins, and Sam Baker.

Lest we forget, Nick Folk had a couple in December against the Bengals.

The oldtimers knew how to do it right. THEY could miss three times from the shadow of the goal post. Maher's a piker compared to those other guys.

 

[Arroyoyo]

I haven’t watched one Bucs game this season and just tuned into this one. Has Brady been part of the problem in Tampa (is he approaching cooked?) or is it all talent/coaching?

 

[scott bankheadcase]

Damn I think Deion is wearing an mb&f. Cool watch.

I just tried googling this. And I can’t tell if these watches cost about 15k or 500k. Where is the reality at in these?

 

[Reverend]

In Maher’s defense, those guys missed the shorties.

But did they also miss the fire burning on the dance floor?

 

[BigSoxFan]

Still can’t believe Bowles punted there at midfield on 4th and 3

 

[Marciano490]

I just tried googling this. And I can’t tell if these watches cost about 15k or 500k. Where is the reality at in these?

I think they’re like 80-150?

https://www.cellinijewelers.com/watches/brands/mbf?gclid=Cj0KCQiAiJSeBhCCARIsAHnAzT_cYa_3erhx-E4lKQxaUBAObVQLl1ly9WULsRCvdvpAATaWCoxaoLkaArQIEALw_wcB

 

[brandonchristensen]

He is off with everyone today.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Lol DPI much?

 

[brandonchristensen]

Eh. That's probably game. Poor Tom. His team fucking sucks.

 

[johnmd20]

Refs will only call penalties for tackling the QB normally.

 

[ngruz25]

I'm curious at what happened on that second down pass. It looked like it was a mile behind the receiver.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Eh. That's probably game. Poor Tom. His team fucking sucks.

It does but he’s a big part of the reason for today’s sucky play. 12-26, 102 and a killer INT. Dallas is just flat out better but Brady has been pretty shitty.

 

[Reverend]

Is that the kid he had with Moynihan?

New slang for BDE?

 

[johnmd20]

Dallas catching everything.

TB defense is toothless.

 

[Obscure Name]

Ridiculous catch.

 

[scott bankheadcase]

I think they’re like 80-150?

https://www.cellinijewelers.com/watches/brands/mbf?gclid=Cj0KCQiAiJSeBhCCARIsAHnAzT_cYa_3erhx-E4lKQxaUBAObVQLl1ly9WULsRCvdvpAATaWCoxaoLkaArQIEALw_wcB

Do we have a watch thread? I mean I’m not even close to this much of a baller, but they’re pretty awesome.

 

[brandonchristensen]

how in the hell did he catch that

 

[brandonchristensen]

It does but he’s a big part of the reason for today’s sucky play. 12-26, 102 and a killer INT. Dallas is just flat out better but Brady has been pretty shitty.

Yeah for sure. But the D is doing nothing, and he's on the run on most plays.

Just ugly football. I hope he comes back with another team that has a solid team.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Schultz is chaneling his inner Eric Bjornson tonight.

 

[mauf]

That’s 6 if Dak makes a good throw. There was no safety over the top, and Lamb was 2-3 steps ahead of his man.

 

[johnmd20]

Not that TB is playing any way but awful. But the refs are a disaster. Calling no holds. Missed DPI. Ridiculous roughing.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Yeah for sure. But the D is doing nothing, and he's on the run on most plays.

Just ugly football. I hope he comes back with another team that has a solid team.

Yup. Can’t come back to this squad. Find a new host, Tom.

 

[Marciano490]

Ooh a Gholston and a Kearse. No wonder this is the Monday night game.