Wild Card Weekend Gamethread

[Stitch01]

Oldmanyellsatcloud.gif portion of the broadcast

 

[normstalls]

Enjoying Odell sucking balls today

 

[ilol@u]

ODB has laid a massive egg. Enjoy Miami in the offseason.

 

[DJnVa]

Sea legs for Beckham there. Could've jumped to snag it.

This is funny because Aikman said he should NOT have jumped.

 

[Average Reds]

An awful long conference for that call.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I don't give a flying, running or swimming fuck about Odell and Friends' boat trip.

 

[Marciano490]

fuck off Joe, jus tcall the game.

Joe Buck so mad he wasn't invited.

 

[johnmd20]

Sea legs for Beckham there. Could've jumped to snag it.

Right on!

 

[Average Reds]

This is funny because Aikman said he should NOT have jumped.

Temper your comments with the knowledge that Aikman is an idiot.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Outside of the Hail Mary they've allowed 50 yards rushing and 180 passing. Your mileage may vary on counting that Hail Mary yardage.

If anything, Hail Mary yardage should count double.

 

[shawnrbu]

Why did Buck put so much emphasis on 997 receiving yards?

 

[Cellar-Door]

For all of the jokes about Hochuli his crew has been the only competent one of the weekend.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I see I might have missed a few things while napping

 

[DJnVa]

Temper your comments with the knowledge that Aikman is an idiot.

Oh, I know. I was more trusting of Marciano.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

An Erin Andrews sideline report where there is no visual is just a waste.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

"real men don't wear sleeves"?

 

[snowmanny]

Umm, yes. Yes they are. 24 points against in less than three quarters, with the Packers missing their top offensive weapon. Weak.

 

[E5 Yaz]

An Erin Andrews sideline report where there is no visual is just a waste.

She's nearing the Pam Oliver phase of her career

 

[Marciano490]

Oh, I know. I was more trusting of Marciano.

My football knowledge is fast. I might even win a bet this weekend.

 

[DJnVa]

See ya later NY

 

[Cellar-Door]

An Erin Andrews sideline report where there is no visual is just a waste.

It's still 20 seconds where Aikman and Buck aren't talking. Take what you can get.

 

[shawnrbu]

Giants D getting beat like a drum.

 

[Ale Xander]

Nice throw

Shame they don't have Lacy

 

[Al Zarilla]

An Erin Andrews sideline report where there is no visual is just a waste.

No keyhole on your TV?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Collins gets burned.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

I thought I heard a whistle

 

[speedracer]

Saw that pick play coming a mile away, I'm gonna say that Collins probably should have as well

 

[shoosh77]

Knees aren't supposed to do that

 

[Average Reds]

Montgomery was just killed there.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Horrible call

 

[johnmd20]

I mean, they almost killed Montgomery, but that looked like a fumble.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Forward progress. No review. He was down anyway.

 

[shawnrbu]

Hochuli going with his trusty forward progress call.

 

[Marciano490]

Maybe give that man a piggyback?

 

[Captaincoop]

Is it a penalty to snap someone's neck like you're Steven Seagal in Above the Law?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Ed Hochuloogi

 

[ngruz25]

Wow, can't be good when the RB just forgets about the ball due to the pain.

 

[Stitch01]

This team gonna get murdered next week

 

[BigSoxFan]

So Cowboys will be going up against a banged up Packers team. Best case scenario.

 

[Average Reds]

Knee was down because the defense was severing his leg at the thigh.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

If the Packers advance, they're gonna have a dearth of skill players ready for Dallas.

 

[Marciano490]

Is it a penalty to snap someone's neck like you're Steven Seagal in Above the Law?

Two Seagal references in one game thread. Record for this decade?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

The winner of today's game is Dallas.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Thanks for all the responses on the Nelson injury guys. Think this Montgomery injury might be serious too. Packers could be in real trouble without those two guys moving forward.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

If that's forward progress stopped, then there will be 50% less fumbles in the NFL

 

[johnmd20]

Wow, can't be good when the RB just forgets about the ball due to the pain.

Literally just dropped the ball on the ground. That looked ugly.

 

[Cellar-Door]

I think that's a good call. He's wrapped up and getting twisted like a pretzel. No chance he's going anywhere.

 

[Ale Xander]

Giants entire defensive strategy consists of injuring Packer WR's

 

[staz]

NY Daily News Monday Headline:

A. Blue Monday
B. Pack It In
C. No Dell
D. Big Blew

 

[Erik Hanson's Hook]

Bob McAdon't. At least not yet. Got some good pieces, though, especially in the secondary.

Edit: Shit, Ty Monty, too? That + Nelson hurts. Who's going to suit up at RB for GB?