2018 NFL Draft Day 3 Game Thread (you got spoilers? we got spoilers!)

SMU_Sox

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Kids, your organization is drafting a super athletic WR who committed credit card fraud and just failed a drug test for pot which IMO is fucking stupid (legalize it please - this is ridiculous).
 

dcmissle

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The Jets are fools narrative is at least a full year beyond its expiration date
 

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The Jets just made the Jets-iest pick ever. Not the selection himself, but the way it happened. They had a video feed for a kid in a hospital to make the pick, but the video screen he was on was buffering, so they just gave up on him and some dude made the pick instead.

edit: and there goes Lauletta. Pats wouldn't have traded out a few spots ago if they liked him enough. Oh well, let's see if there's someone BB likes. I think it's Falk.
 

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we are going to dominate the 6th round

just wait!!!
Apart from the fact that you’re talking about shots in the dark and developmental guys, they don’t have the roster spots.

If you’re going to piss away this draft, just roll shit out to future years
 

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While I’m just making shit up like everyone else, I think you can be highly confident Laulrtta isn’t the top QB on the Pats’ current board...or if he is, It ain’t by much.
 

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I don’t get why people just want to draft a body for the sake of putting a name against a slot on a depth chart. Who cares if the guy can’t actually play?

What’s really important is putting the name of some rookie as #3 on the DE depth chart and then reading a 2 paragraph write up about his strengths and potential as an NFL player to make yourself feel good about next season.
 

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But but but we'd learned to pronounce his name, and he had Navy ties and and ... other stuff. He was going to be greatz
 

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While I’m just making shit up like everyone else, I think you can be highly confident Laulrtta isn’t the top QB on the Pats’ current board...or if he is, It ain’t by much.
Or they have no intention of drafting a QB period.
 

RG33

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Dear Future Me -- When someone links to this Draft Thread in 6 years to show us all how much dumber we are relative to Bill Belichick and Nick Caserio, I hope we have 3 more rings to show for it.
 

SeoulSoxFan

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Holy Lauletta. This hurts:

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Kyle Lauletta should be just fine to keep the #Giants in QB purgatory at 8-8, 9-7 when Eli is done and they are trying to draft a future starter high in the draft. Keep them stuck right in the teens
 

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Apart from the fact that you’re talking about shots in the dark and developmental guys, they don’t have the roster spots.

If you’re going to piss away this draft, just roll shit out to future years
I'm no draft expert, but it seems to me that drafting is as much art as science. The needs on D seem obvious and to collect very marginal chips cashable in rounds 6 and 7 rather than take a chance at 43/51/63 to strengthen the D, because the guy available at 43/51 you had rated as 55, seems way too exacting for this activity.
YMMV

My take away from this draft is that BB and I are rooting real hard for the Bears to suck this year.
 

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I started on the treadmill with the fist pick and vowed not to get off till the Pats pick. This could be a record breaking run.
Well, never said I might not reduce the sped at some point. Moderate to easy jog now.

At some point, I may be standing on the treadmill turned off. Or sleeping on it