4/1 - Baltimore @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS

BornToRun

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So we get a run and immediately give it back off of BABIP and an ump who’s fucking blind
 

JOBU

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Fuck this. I was hoping they could at least keep me engaged until the basketball games started. Couldn’t even give me an hour.
 

Sprowl

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On the bright side, Mullins won't steal a base this time around.
 

BornToRun

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Thus concludes my Red Sox viewing for the season
Would’ve been nice to have something to enjoy before they completely shit the bed. I look forward to Chris’s postgame discussion about accountability and needing to be better.
 

BaseballJones

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To quote Dave Wasserman: Chris Sale is so very cooked and bad and the Red Sox rotation is not good at all.
But you know if he was on the opposing team he would be mowing the Red Sox down like grass. And we would be looking at a guy throwing 96 with his slider be thinking man why can’t we get pitchers like that.
 

BornToRun

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And fuck you for not being able to pitch in Toronto the last two years. We all know why and I’m still not letting him off the hook for it.
 

greek_gawd_of_walks

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Sale can't even get to a headspace where he can dream of himself as an adequate starter in this league. He's awful. The drop in velocity is big, but the command is absolutely gone. From one pitch to the next he has zero ability to hit a target consistently
 

Kliq

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Sale manages to hit the Over on his strikeouts today; an excruciating endeavor for this gambler.
 

mauidano

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Feel bad for Chris and his family. This was supposed to be his big return and answer to the doubters.

It couldn't have gone worse unless he got hurt. Embarrassing.
 

The Gray Eagle

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I was wondering why we weren't seeing all that many steal attempts in spring training games. Turns out teams were not wanting to give away the regular season plan to run wild on the Red Sox.