Drunk with lust for you, baby.
LTF
Mailboxhead 50 From A 7th-floor flat, the Kings Road, Chelsea, London
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I love you. Not so much in a brotherly way but more of a gay way. Have you checked out my website yet?
Give up yet?
I too tempted to say something sexy to you, so I don't say anything but just drool.Ever smell the inside of a rubber chicken? That's exactly how my cock smells right now.
Why'd you touch Jewfry's bickens? What about my bickens?ATM= Ass to mouth
Thank you for escorting me to the ATM...I want to buy you more beers soon, okay?I want PhilNevin23 to take my place. Misunderstood genius, that guy.
Oooo, I could just eat you up. Omm nom nom nom.I learned it by watching you. Yes, I entertained the thought of banning everyone, but I'm just not as Foley as Ryan.Time time time and my propensity toward procrastination. I'll be back eventually.
I only wish that were accurate...in that heat my pansy ass can barely handle my mich ultras en masse...no way I could have big boy beer,
Remember when we did that thing to quint that one time? He was soooo pissed. lol I didn't think he'd ever let THAT go. I mean jesus christ, to have it sticking that far out of his butthole? Anyhoo, you'll be happy to know it just had a litter of 9 shittens....all are doing fine.Goose isn't gay. He just plays with the occasional strange prick.
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Dude, I know this is asking a lot, but I need a thread where I can fart without pooping. I know it's been tried before, but if I were to start it up again, some fatty that hates me would just close it doen. Telling you about all the stuff I want to stick inside you needs to be on a stage...not here. Posting it here just seems...you know....kinda gay. As a personal favor, you start this thre
Hi. I like you. I hope I didn't Drunken Girl myself out of your good graces. My ass was protecting your beer, so that should count for something!
I <3 your bickens.
I must admit that I'm getting a little jealous that most of my PM's are from chicks/dudes that want to know "What's he really like??" I mean 65% of my profiles views are because of your comments to me. WTF?
shut up Rip. you're just jealous.
I'm no sleuth, but I think Jneen likes you.
You smell like skunk cabbage.
when I am old, will you visit me in the nursing home, if only to point and laugh?
holy crap! you weren't lying!!
I ken what he means when he says "that's for life" re: I married a show girl. We get the shows for three months a year in B'island.
TNWRA
holy schnikes, I was drunk yesterday.
(cont'd) thisclose to witnessing a bunch of frat boys have a "fill up the trashcan with puke" contest.
tonite, for my last Team Dinner at work, we went to this incredibly white trash place in Chicopee called Bernie's Dining Depot. I mean, I like prime rib and all, but the smallest cut they had was enough to feed my family, and the guys were ordering the Conductor's Cut, which is like 5 lbs of meat, and one guy even finished his. I never want to eat prime rib again at this point. It was tstop bailing Goose's sorry ass out, labia-face.
Thanks. It must'
ve been something I didn't say.
you should read Goose's comments. I don't feel like typing it again.by the the time college rolls around I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.Sorry I missed out on your ass-rape/birthday.
I thought about you yesterday. I was hoping you were on your way to the Twins game. Are you dead? If not, happy birthday, cuntface. I hope you throw up. If you are dead, disregard the cuntface remark.
Venison can't even spell it write. I wan't the job, ingrown toehair. That's not a question.
Hola. Did we meet at the bash? Some parts are, um, a little fuzzy.....Penis pie? Just like nanna used to make?You're ruining Prypyat. I blame you and you alone.
It's a necessary part of my day to visit my boyfriend...scrumcious!
Dude, your comments have been really weak lately. Orange penis turtle abdomen face air conditioner!
then this other time, I pissed of my friend Kimballs pony and it totally stomped on my foot on purpose. I always felt bad for that kid, having the first name "Kimball".
your visit to my profile made me happy in the pantsI have a cunt-punch for you.
And a partner.
this one time when I was like 9, I went over a jump that my friend Ben built on my bike and smashed the fuckall out of my clit on the crossbar.
Who the fuck is that guy in your avatar. He's fuckin an awfy odd fuckin baw. 6-9 (or if 6 was 9) 07. Tayls hits the land of free.
Start counting the days, mofo.
You love me now...and you know it baby!
Quite delicious.
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