1/13: Lightning

[MiracleOfO2704]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand nothing for Paquette. Lovely.

 

[ngruz25]

This is my favorite game of the year.

 

[LogansDad]

God dammit.  
 
Remind me never to hold a nail for an NHL ref because they apparently miss everything.

 

[kenneycb]

The Lightning announce team thinks Chara got him with a butt end

 

[The Napkin]

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

[PedroSpecialK]

4 FUCKING MINUTES FOR ROUGHING?

 

[The Napkin]

Holy shit 2 and 4! And nothing??

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

What about a single punch is worthy of four minutes?

 

[TFP]

Put a tent on this circus.

 

[The Napkin]

Okay, he did get paquette

 

[cshea]

Do we count the 10 seconds we just killed? 

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Holy shit 2 and 4! And nothing??

 
Paquette got 2, but yeah, 4 for roughing is some AHL-level bullshit.

 

[TFP]

Do we count the 10 seconds we just killed? 

It's actually even since Stamkos is still in the box.

 

[The Napkin]

What would have happened if Marchand had scored there?

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

What the fuck is going on here??!?

They said there would be no math.

 

[LogansDad]

I don't even know.....

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Clownshoes reffing. NFL crew getting to work this game?

 

[PedroSpecialK]

Blowing a play dead because the refs did not realize they got their own penalty time wrong.
 
Never change NHL

 

[TFP]

What would have happened if Marchand had scored there?

It would have counted.
 

Blowing a play dead because the refs did not realize they got their own penalty time wrong.
 
Never change NHL

That was on the scorekeepers I bet. The NESN clock had it wrong too, which I think feeds from the scoreboard.

 

[cshea]

That was too many men, guy hopped off the boards and jumped right into the play. 

 

[The Napkin]

Angry brick is the best

 

[SawxSince67]

Refs won't make it out alive.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

My MIL won't shut up.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Also, 4 minutes of Stamkos PP time sans Chara coming.
 
My anus couldn't fit a proton thinking of that.

 

[TFP]

Very very smart play by Miller to hold the puck for a bit there and then just keep it down low. Much better than just throwing it blindly at the net as they had moved to being shorthanded.

 

[TFP]

Also, 4 minutes of Stamkos PP time sans Chara coming.
 
My anus couldn't fit a proton thinking of that.

2 mins. 

 

[The Napkin]

Nice recovery by Paille after that missed net

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

I see that, but how? The gave Chara 6 on that play and Paquette 2.

 

[TFP]

I guess if some other former Bruin could do that, Rosie would be the one...

Mariusz Czerkawski was probably a better reference for me to make.

 

[Reardon's Beard]

Don't. Poke. The. Bear.

 

[TFP]

I see that, but how? The gave Chara 6 on that play and Paquette 2.

Stamkos was already in the box. So 4 on 4 for the first 2 mins, then 2 mins PP for Tampa.

 

[McDrew]

Tuukka with the great positional save by getting a couple feet out to get bigger in profile.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Stamkos was already in the box. So 4 on 4 for the first 2 mins, then 2 mins PP for Tampa.

 
Wow, thanks. I totally lost my math in there.

 

[cshea]

I see that, but how? The gave Chara 6 on that play and Paquette 2.

The 2 with Paquette and Chara wipe out man power wise. That leaves Chara's 4 which the first half was served while the Bolts still had a guy in for the delay of game. 

 

[kenneycb]

Pastrnek doesn't convert on mini-break. Send him down.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Oh cool, scumbaggery.

 

[JimBoSox9]

Strap in, boys.

 

[veritas]

This is gonna get fun

 

[Reardon's Beard]

They're chucking em, good.

 

[TSC]

I'm in a shithole state with no way to watch the game. Can someone describe Pastrnaks two goals?

 

[JimBoSox9]

I'm in a shithole state with no way to watch the game. Can someone describe Pastrnaks two goals?

 
A veteran blowjob and virgin anal.

 

[cshea]

That's some first class goonery. 

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Clownshoes reffing. NFL crew getting to work this game?

 

[Reardon's Beard]

I'm in a shithole state with no way to watch the game. Can someone describe Pastrnaks two goals?

Mastabatory.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Jack's gone insane again...

 

[The Napkin]

Color me pleasantly surprised they didn't get Lucic for third man in

 

[LogansDad]

I'm in a shithole state with no way to watch the game. Can someone describe Pastrnaks two goals?

Awesome.

 

[cshea]

No idea how that's not 2/5/10

 

[Nomar813]

I'm in a shithole state with no way to watch the game. Can someone describe Pastrnaks two goals?

[SIZE=13.63636302948px]Scarlett Johansson's left boob and Scarlett Johansson's right boob.[/SIZE]

 

[Red Right Ankle]

 
A veteran blowjob and virgin anal.

Soooo, dirty all around?