4/3 - Pittsburgh @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART TROIS

[Van Everyman]

Mookie deal paying dividends!

 

[ngruz25]

You TV guys have missed out on Fleming and Merloni waxing poetic about the value of in-person scouting. Like the old guys in Moneyball.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Wong is pretty fast

 

[nattysez]

8?

Oops - 9.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Verdugo is so frustrating sometimes.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE, RAFAEL!

 

[catomatic]

I think it's safe to go with jonron.

‘Ta, was hoping Casas had a ready-made HR call, but suspected it was far fetched.

 

[strek1]

Not the pitch to pull Justin

 

[rodderick]

I think they can score 8, but 8 likely won't be nearly enough.

 

[54thMA]

I have to listen to the pirates feed and they’re absolutely killing Kutter for pitch location and stuff.

Killing him; they should be thrilled.

 

[RobertS975]

Might need more than 9 to pull this one into the W column...

 

[54thMA]

This is like, the 4th worst offense in the league, at best.

Not tonight it's not, they look like the 1927 Yankees.

 

[Blizzard of 1978]

Oy. Kutter Crawford is not very good, folks.

He makes Pivetta look like CY Young. Lol.

 

[Redkluzu]

The Sox starters have been spectacularly inept. So far Houck is the ace.

Why does this feel so eerily familiar?

 

[strek1]

I guess Kelly is one of Cora's favored sons this year.

 

[Blizzard of 1978]

This pitching staff is awful

When they get Bello and Whitlock back they will be better.

 

[54thMA]

You TV guys have missed out on Fleming and Merloni waxing poetic about the value of in-person scouting. Like the old guys in Moneyball.

And you're missing out on watching this shitshow vs listening to it, so it's a push.

 

[54thMA]

When they get Bello and Whitlock back they will be better.

Yeah that'll save us.

 

[garnett]

9-8 final, why not.

 

[Looch]

Meanwhile, in the toilet, Franchy delivers a two-run double.

 

[j-man]

u guys have a great off if u had any pitching u wouild be a theat

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Baseball fundamentals aren’t what they used to be.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Meanwhile, in the toilet, Franchy delivers a two-run double.

He just became a true Yankee.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

u guys have a great off if u had any pitching u wouild be a theat

I think most offenses are great when playing Baltimore and Pittsburgh, though, right?

 

[mikeford]

When they get Bello and Whitlock back they will be better.

Are we sure about that? Whitlock was pretty mid as a starter last year and Bello was worse.

 

[InsideTheParker]

This broadcast reminds me of ESPN. The assumption is that we don't care about the Red Sox game in progress and need to hear about other stuff.

 

[Redkluzu]

Duvall will save us.

 

[Moviegoer]

He just became a true Yankee.

Jeter gave him a gift basket and some topical cream for the rash?

 

[InsideTheParker]

Are we sure about that? Whitlock was pretty mid as a starter last year and Bello was worse.

No, Bello was good; he was screwed by bad defense, is how I remember it.

 

[rodderick]

Are we sure about that? Whitlock was pretty mid as a starter last year and Bello was worse.

Bello was good. Can't outpitch a .400 BABIP.

 

[j-man]

I think most offenses are great when playing Baltimore and Pittsburgh, though, right?

lol or philly philly is awful

 

[BornToRun]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Will Flemming would have no qualms about smugly narrating your house burning down while you’re forced to listen.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Casas doesn’t seem to realize three outs ends and inning, and three strikes ends an at bat.

 

[YTF]

Baseball fundamentals aren’t what they used to be.

Fun?

 

[garnett]

Time to feast

 

[BornToRun]

Watch that 3-2 slider

 

[strek1]

Nothing big Connor just a bloop works

 

[BornToRun]

Can Connor give us the sandy leon “no fucking way!” Special?

 

[Redkluzu]

CRAPOLA

 

[strek1]

Squanderoo

 

[BornToRun]

Well, he is the backup catcher

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Feels like they needed at least a run from that.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Don't worry, folks ... the Pirates are done scoring for the evening

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Wong missed a bad hanger 1-1 then missed a real good one for the K. Should’ve hit the bad one.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Had the Wong guy up there

 

[BornToRun]

Don't worry, folks ... the Pirates are done scoring for the evening

Some of us haven’t started.

 

[staz]

Alfaro would have crushed that crap, just sayin'

 

[scott bankheadcase]

Alfaro would have crushed that crap, just sayin'

yes but would he have called a game that held the Pirates to only 7 runs through 6?

that’s talent.

 

[themactavish]

Wong missed a bad hanger 1-1 then missed a real good one for the K. Should’ve hit the bad one.

When Wong is up, it feels a little like a pitcher is hitting, only Wong looks better producing the same result.

 

[Moviegoer]

I'm guessing a big part of getting Reynolds out would be not letting Kutter Crawford pitch to him.