Don't waste your time watching Sale's postgame interview, I asked the Chat AI site to generate his press conference:
"As Chris Sale, I would like to address my recent performance on the mound. First and foremost, I would like to apologize to my teammates and fans for my poor showing. It was not up to the standards that I hold myself to and I take full responsibility for my performance.
During the game, I struggled with my command and was not able to locate my pitches effectively. This led to a high number of walks and hits, which ultimately resulted in a large number of runs being scored against me. I also made some poor decisions on the mound, which contributed to my lack of success.
As a professional athlete, I know that my performance is under constant scrutiny, and I understand that I need to work harder to get back on track. I will be reviewing footage from the game and working with my coaches to make the necessary adjustments to improve my game.
I want to assure my fans and teammates that I am committed to bouncing back and performing at the high level that is expected of me. Thank you for your continued support and understanding."
Seems decent, but there's not enough fake tough guy posturing and going on and on about how it's unacceptable to be so bad and how bad he feels for letting down the team.