9/30 - Losing My Religion

[JohnnyTheBone]

I can tell you, you're love for them will still be strong, after the boys of squander have gone

Now you've gone and aired my dirty laundry.

 

[Bergs]

Devers was taking bad selfies in the Multiverse before hitting a line drive single to right off Ka-el Gib-sohn.

I think. My Spanish might not be perfect.

No, no...you nailed it.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Devers was taking bad selfies in the Multiverse before hitting a line drive single to right off Ka-el Gib-sohn.

I think. My Spanish might not be perfect.

That’s just bad announcing. In the multiverse, everyone hits line drive singles off Gib-soon after taking bad selfies.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Turner running? That smells like a full-on tanking decision.

 

[mauidano]

Picked. JT not so fleet of foot.

 

[LynnRice75]

LOL. And we add to our world-record "stranded at third" pace.

 

[InsideTheParker]

WAs he really and truly out?

 

[JM3]

I believe they just called Turner "loco" for trying to steal on Rutschman.

 

[derekson]

Ah the old 3 hit, 0 run inning. We're getting all of the Boys of Squander classics tonight.

 

[JOBU]

Umm what?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Wow. 3 hits, no runs, a doubleplay and a caught stealing. The Boys of Squander are in midseason form!

 

[Bergs]

JT realizing there's waning opportunity for the Boston Red Sox to do hilariously stupid shit this season.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Now you've gone and aired my dirty laundry.

Consider this, the lint of a century

 

[JM3]

Anytime you can hit .750 & still not score, you kind of have to do it.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Turner’s first caught stealing in seven six years. Seriously.

 

[mauidano]

Now you've gone and aired my dirty laundry.

That's okay...."Johnny Can't Read"

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Consider this, the lint of a century

That’s a good one.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This is a painful interview to hear, let alone watch.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Can 'o corn for the great Adam Duvall.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Our team’s inability to get hits has really impacted the offense.

 

[AB in DC]

Our team’s inability to get hits has really impacted the offense.

Well, they got four hits in five consecutive at bats starting with the top of the 3th.

 

[Bergs]

Four hits in five consecutive at bats starting at the top of the 3th. Zero runs.

That's pretty fantastic.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Well, they got four hits in five consecutive at bats starting with the top of the 3th.

Walk, SB, sac, sac for the game winner by Orioles would be awesome.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Man, Danny DeVito gets a lot of work.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Enmanuel Valdez can straight rake.

 

[JM3]

One is less likely to need to signal to the ump that they are safe if they wait until after they run through the base to stick their arms out.

 

[derekson]

One is less likely to need to signal to the ump that they are safe if they wait until after they run through the base to stick their arms out.

En español, por favor

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

After all that, Verdugo’s season line is gonna end up looking pretty crappy.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Alex Verdugo is costing himself millions of dollars with each passing month.

 

[LynnRice75]

Here we go again....

 

[Bergs]

I think he's out.

Edit: Clay Buccchholtzz

 

[derekson]

Verdugo has been spectacularly bad at the plate in September.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Should have just sent him. Fuck it. Only chance.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

D E V E R A G E

 

[Bergs]

Flailing around.

 

[InsideTheParker]

There is some sort of law that says that Sox must strand a man on third. I think we ought to petition the commish to get that law repealed.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

7 hits, nary a run through 5..

 

[LynnRice75]

Adding to both world records at the same time.
Imagine how much more frustrating this would be if the game mattered.
(Yet, also how much more fun.)

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Red Sox hitting .411 with bases empty or runner on first!

 

[JM3]

En español, por favor

Los floppy flappy

 

[patinorange]

Red Sox hitting .411 with bases empty or runner on first!

We got that going for us.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Kutter is pitching his ass off.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Kutter is pitching his ass off.

Ought to let him hit.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Hope Hicks is renting in Baltimore, not owning.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Kutter is pitching his ass off.

The Sox actually seem to be quite strong with bottom of the rotation/swing guys with Pivetta and Crawford. There is real value in that, but obviously, they need to be the bottom of the rotation guys.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Ought to let him hit.

He couldn't possibly fare any worse than Verdugo.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

This is hilarious.

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

Red Sox hitting .411 with bases empty or runner on first!

That average just went up.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

This is crazy, right? I mean, an entire month of this? It’s hard to imagine what an outlier this shit is.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Ponderous, man. Ponderous. Fucking ponderous.