#DFG: Canceling the Noise

[Bob420]

Can you rub a ball and increase PSI?

I quoted My cousin Vinny first!!

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Tom Curran might be the stupidest living human.

 
No, Curran's a good writer and BB actually likes him.

 

[johnmd20]

In 30 years, I will remember exactly where I was when I watched this press conference.

 

[E5 Yaz]

SandoESPN Mike Sando, ESPN.com
Belichick newser reminds me of Mr. Torgerson's chem class with V-T-P sign on wall. Volume rises, Pressure falls. Temperature affects both.

 

[Scriblerus]

BB was embarrassed?  Shut up Dawkins.  He was pissed at your bullshit and blowing the stupid shit so out of proportion.

 

[Bob420]

Can you rub a ball and increase PSI?

I quoted My cousin Vinny first!!

 

[canderson]

That was astonishing.

 

[Stu Nahan]

Is Dawkins brain damaged?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Nate Burleson isn't that bright.

 

[Ralphwiggum]

Holy fucking shit, that was goddamn awesome.
 
No way we are losing next week.  No fucking way.

 

[bankshot1]

That was awesome
 
I'm not sure the rest of America is going to care

 

[Omar's Wacky Neighbor]

Brian Dawkins isn't too bright, is he......?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

 

[ifmanis5]

He's so much smarter than everyone in that room it's frightening. That was amazing. Holy. Shit.

 

[Infield Infidel]

I need a cigarette. 

 

[Section15Box113]

This is gonna be epic.

That it certainly was.

 

[Marciano490]

Can a press conference win an Emmy?

 

[Corsi]

nate burleson living on another planet

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Mark Brunell just put his head in the oven.

 

[MillarTime]

I won.

-Heisenberg

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Brunell:
 
"I still don't believe what I saw -- I was a slighly above average QB for years before these rules were implemented but I know!"

 

[E5 Yaz]

richeisen Rich Eisen
Good thing for Buffalo that Rex Ryan doesn't have to take on Belichick in a physics test.

 

[OnWisc]

Wonder if it's reading too much into the fact that this is happening to say that the nature of the Kraft-Goodell relationship has changed in the last week. Or if Bill was fed up enough that he forced Kraft's hand into letting this conference occur.

 

[mauidano]

Brian Dawkins isn't too bright, is he......?

Just at a loss for words on how to backpedal fast enough. Too many hits to the head.

 

[rodderick]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

 
So now we know they didn't lose air? Werder is a fucking joke.

 

[Corsi]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

 
did this idiot not watching the press conference?

 

[H78]

I wish he ended it with "So, just as a reminder: DO NOT question the integrity of my quarterback, team, and organization. Talk to the NFL if you have any more questions."

 

[weeba]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

 
There still hasn't been any report on the IND balls, right? PSI up/down/the same?

 

[johnmd20]

I like this Riddick guy.

 

[pk1627]

So, Patriots finished their investigation in 2 days. NFL still not done. What the hell, NFL?

 

[Van Everyman]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

The way they treat the ball artificially raises it 1 PSI.

 

[Hoya81]

"When did you become an expert on the Ideal Gas Law?"

"Last night"

 

[njnesportsfan]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

Because Colts never rubbed their balls.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Wonder if it's reading too much into the fact that this is happening to say that the nature of the Kraft-Goodell relationship has changed in the last week. Or if Bill was fed up enough that he forced Kraft's hand into letting this conference occur.

 
I'm firm in my belief now that the Super Bowl will be BB's last game. He's had enough of those troglodytes. 

 

[Marciano490]

They're talking about creation theory on NFLN now, saying scientist can prove creation.

 

[Corsi]

heath evans now talking about creation theory? COME ON

 

[WayBackVazquez]

OMG. Creationism?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Having football players try to comment on what Bill just said is hysterical.

 

[johnmd20]

So, Patriots finished their investigation in 2 days. NFL still not done. What the hell, NFL?

 
The NFL is a joke. Godell is a joke. I certainly hope he loses his job.

 

[NWsoxophile]

Heath Evans with the dumbest words ever uttered. 

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

I 100% believe that this was so much more about turning the focus 100% back on the game than to "prove" their innocence. 

 

[Mystic Merlin]

OMG. Creationism?

 
I can't even 

 

[Ferm Sheller]

heath evans now talking about creation theory? COME ON

With respect to mathematics

 

[AbbyNoho]

BB was embarrassed?  Shut up Dawkins.  He was pissed at your bullshit and blowing the stupid shit so out of proportion.

 
What BB meant by that was "YOU ALL should be embarrassed by the amount of time I've had to spend on this."

 

[RIrooter09]

My Cousin Vinny on Starz right now.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Someone get the Picard/Riker double facepalm photo ready for when the ex-players start trying to wrap their brains around the science afterwards.

 

[E5 Yaz]

SandoESPN Mike Sando, ESPN.com
A question is, why weren't Colts' footballs affected? But maybe they were. Maybe their footballs started at higher PSI, so stayed in range.

 

[Scriblerus]

Werder is a moron.  Christ, the Colts filled their balls at the higher psi allowed and when they were out on the field, the balls deflated to within the normal range.  Unreal.

 

[rodderick]

 
I'm firm in my belief now that the Super Bowl will be BB's last game. He's had enough of those troglodytes. 

 
You know what? I wouldn't fault him for that. Honestly, this would be the last straw for me.

 

[snowmanny]

Edwerderespn Ed Werder
After Bill Belichick clinic on football psi, I don't see how #Patriots footballs lost air during first half but #Colts balls didn't?

If the Colts balls didn't lose psi sitting outside during the first half they weren't filled with air, so that's a violation, right?