Myt1 said:
The only way they could get those back would be in a defamation suit.
New York, Manhattan setting
And no one knows what the court is getting
The creme de la creme of the legal world
In a circus with everything, especially clowns
Time drags, the AFC title game ages past
And the lawyers like the balls spewing gas
Lucky me, but doncha know that when you sue
The Artless Roger gets to choose the venue
It's the Second Circuit
The Southern District of New York
One day in New York and the world's your lawyer
The law firms are temples, but the hot air ain't free
You'll find a Pash in every dark corner
And if you're lucky the lawyers agree
I can feel another Jets fan sliding up to me
Hey, Roger, one court's very like another
When your head's up your ass, my brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be listening to the NFL, not looking at the city
Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one lackwitted stupid crowd
NFL briefs, haughty and smug, haughty and smug
Written by men that think power's a drug
"You can't vacate", hey you're talking to a jurist
Whose every every ruling's among the purest
I get my kicks reading case law, sunshine
One day in New York and the world's your lawyer
The law firms are temples, but the hot air ain't free
You'll find a litigator in every dark corner
And if you're lucky the lawyers agree
I can feel Goodell walking next to me
New York's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of judicial patience
This annoys me a whole lot more
Than a thousand paper cuts or reruns of Maude
But thank God, I'm only watching the case, trying to control it
I don't see you guys biding
The kind of kind of time I do while deciding
I'll let you read, I will invite you
But the common sense I use won't excite you
So you better go back to your Jets, your Giants
Your Broncos, and massage parlors
One day in New York and the net's your lawyer
The law firms are temples but the hot air ain't free
John Harbaugh's whistlin' in the corner
A little flashy, afraid of history
I can feel a Colts fan suckin' up to me
One day in New York can't make a Goodell humble
Patriots fans between despair and ecstasy
One day in New York and Wells' pornstache tumbles
Sleep with dogs and you get fleas
I can feel the Goodell walking next to me