Oh, fuck all of you fucking fucks who have fucked off with your fucking fucktastic takes of fuckery. I won’t fucking have it.
This is the fucking Stanley Cup final. You think they were going to hand us the fucking trophy on a silver platter? They are going to slash you, hold you, hit you and run you as much as possible. And you know why these fucking assholes are going to do that? Because even they know you are better. They know they can’t beat you on the ice, and it’s time for the Bruins to fucking take that shit from their cold lifeless fingers.
They’re not as smart as Bergeron, or as quick as Marchand. Not as creative as Krejci, and not with the drive to bring a cup to his hometown like Coyle. The Bruins are faster and more skilled. The Blues know this. So they bitch to the refs, and try to nail your defenseman at every opportunity. And they’ve won two games. Each of those involved the Bruins playing with 5 defenseman for at least half the game.
Remember when the Bruins lost Nathan Horton for the 2011 finals, and lost to Vancouver? Oh wait, that’s right you shitastic suckers, they won the whole fucking shebang and drank from the Cup. Chara may still play in this game, because he is an actual terminator, but it doesn’t matter if he does. The team wins the game, and next fucking man up.
So don’t bring that fucking fuckery to this game. Take you’re fucking bitch ass attitude, drink some whiskey, and sack the fuck up for some Game 5 brilliance.
Just win.
This is the fucking Stanley Cup final. You think they were going to hand us the fucking trophy on a silver platter? They are going to slash you, hold you, hit you and run you as much as possible. And you know why these fucking assholes are going to do that? Because even they know you are better. They know they can’t beat you on the ice, and it’s time for the Bruins to fucking take that shit from their cold lifeless fingers.
They’re not as smart as Bergeron, or as quick as Marchand. Not as creative as Krejci, and not with the drive to bring a cup to his hometown like Coyle. The Bruins are faster and more skilled. The Blues know this. So they bitch to the refs, and try to nail your defenseman at every opportunity. And they’ve won two games. Each of those involved the Bruins playing with 5 defenseman for at least half the game.
Remember when the Bruins lost Nathan Horton for the 2011 finals, and lost to Vancouver? Oh wait, that’s right you shitastic suckers, they won the whole fucking shebang and drank from the Cup. Chara may still play in this game, because he is an actual terminator, but it doesn’t matter if he does. The team wins the game, and next fucking man up.
So don’t bring that fucking fuckery to this game. Take you’re fucking bitch ass attitude, drink some whiskey, and sack the fuck up for some Game 5 brilliance.
Just win.