Last Day of May -- Reds


Found no thrill on Blueberry Hill
SoSH Member
Sep 9, 2008
Let me know please.
I should clarify. When I say "some balls," I am not talking about the same balls. That would be stupid. Most baseballs only get hit once in MLB. But even if you have balls that are hit more than once, it would be pretty rare that one would be hit in one park and then in another park. Really unusual. So, I'm not saying that if you had a ball, and that ball was hit for a home run in Fenway, that same ball would be not a home run in Petco. Because that ball wouldn't get to Petco.

Though, actually, I guess you could say that everything in the world is not a home run in Petco (except for home runs in Petco). Like, for example, my cat is not a home run in Petco. So I guess in that sense you could say that the same ball that is a home run in Fenway is also not a home run in Petco. Probably. It would be unlikely.

Can we just leave it that? I'm exhausted.

Also, Kutter is a stupid fucking name.