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[Rovin Romine]

Yoshida not-robbed.

 

[LynnRice75]

Feels like all Yoshi’s hits are almost outs that squeak through or just miss gloves.
In any case, that wasn’t a grounder to the right. That is promising.

 

[Al Zarilla]

He's a virile bastard, just ask him!

That’s OK.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Abreu robbed.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Wilyer back to smoking everything in sight.

 

[Fishy1]

Good to see Wilyer hitting stuff on the screws again.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

You can't walk the lead off guy against the Orioles.

They are already so much better than the rest of the league that they practically play you 2 outs to 3 as it is. Game over.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Nice DP!

 

[patinorange]

Hmmm...defense

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Nice backhand to 2nd.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Adequate D - that's all we're looking for.

 

[mauidano]

Both of these teams trying to get this game over quick.

 

[Sprowl]

Hamilton and Duran looked almost professional for a change.

 

[mauidano]

Both of these teams trying to get this game over quick.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Who is the guy next to Matt Holliday?

 

[Al Zarilla]

McGuire’s flyout would’ve been a home run in 23 ballparks Vasgersian just said.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Who is the guy next to Matt Holliday?

His dad.

 

[The Filthy One]

Pablo rocking the robust .358 OPS.

 

[patinorange]

Who is the guy next to Matt Holliday?

I think it's his Dad? I heard 3 generations last night.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Let’s steal a run here

 

[Rovin Romine]

Hamilton's got some speed.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Hamilton's got some speed.

Though not faster than a speeding bullet

 

[InsideTheParker]

Dammit to hell. Can't defend against that.

 

[mauidano]

Hating this Cowser guy.

 

[ObstructedView]

My god Millar is painful. Please tell me he’s not going to be a regular presence in the booth. Not wild about Lou either. I wish NESN would just settle on someone.

 

[patinorange]

This guy. Lead pipe list.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Let's skip the nomination process and just add Cowser to the Lead Pipe List

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Hamilton's got some speed.

But does he run like a lizard?

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Cowser couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a snow shovel when he was up last season. Now this.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Let's skip the nomination process and just add Cowser to the Lead Pipe List

Who wields the pipe? Just wondering.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Frank Catalanotto's bastard son.

 

[RS2004foreever]

The starting pitching has been good. But why do I hear
The twilight zone when we get to the fifth

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I wonder if ownership has some data that 3-man booth is the way to go. Unless the season is too much for him, I don't understand why they just don't give it to Merloni. He's hands down the best we've had of all the contenders.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Kevin Mil-fucking-lar, everybody!

 

[Al Zarilla]

My god Millar is painful. Please tell me he’s not going to be a regular presence in the booth. Not wild about Lou either. I wish NESN would just settle on someone.

I’d trade him for Vasgersian. They can flip a coin for play-by-play.

 

[mauidano]

Let's skip the nomination process and just add Cowser to the Lead Pipe List

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

I think it's his Dad? I heard 3 generations last night.

Oh wow, that’s cool.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Though not faster than a speeding bullet

A speeding blizzard?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Keep the tag on him, Hamilton.
Woulda had him.

oh no.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Gotta leave the tag on. Always. Isn't that like defense 101?

 

[mauidano]

Now what?? Not Whitlock now.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Shit.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Are you f-ing kidding me?

 

[ObstructedView]

Keep the tag on him, Hamilton.
Woulda had him.

oh no.

This team is so bad with defensive fundamentals. How does that happen?

 

[Rovin Romine]

All seems OK. . .

 

[patinorange]

The starting pitching has been good. But why do I hear
The twilight zone when we get to the fifth

I liked it better when they weren't walking everyone.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Whit is like "can everyone just fuck off this inning and let me pitch please."

 

[Rovin Romine]

Somebody needs to sacrifice a live chicken in the 5th or something.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Two missed calls this inning. And Reyes should have walked on the 3-1 pitch last inning.

 

[ObstructedView]

“Just give me one out of three”
The Story of the 2024 Boston Red Sox