The Fat Panda Thread

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Initial report was strained calf, but then later it sounded like oblique.
 

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An apparently overweight/less than fit player with a core injury? Color me shocked. Now comes the cascade of low back/hamstring woes...
 

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Finally started playing with the statcast data:
 

 
That looks less than ideal, I think.
 

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We only have exit velocity for 2015, right?
 
I'm not sure how much stock to put into that statistic.  There can't be a large number of BIP vs LH in a single month, so I don't think we can draw any conclusions on a small sample.
 

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AB in DC said:
We only have exit velocity for 2015, right?
 
I'm not sure how much stock to put into that statistic.  There can't be a large number of BIP vs LH in a single month, so I don't think we can draw any conclusions on a small sample.
 
Yes, the samples on those are small, especially the last one: http://www.brooksbaseball.net/h_tend.php?player=467055&gFilt=&&time=month&minmax=ci&var=hitspeed&s_type=14&startDate=03/30/2007&endDate=06/13/2015
 
But, the few BIP he's had against LHP have not been well hit.
 

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Right quad tightness.  Seeing and hearing nothing about an oblique.  Might have been a contusion resulting from the collision with Sandy Leon in the 3rd.
O'B and Casting later in the game said Pablo had an issue with his side.
 

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We need a pic. If she is the proverbial "slumpbuster" and he was taking one for the team, I say bat him leadoff. 
 
I'm guessing he's the wrong type of playa.
 

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We don't have the same taste in sunglasses and titty photos apparently.
 
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/611627833711063040
 

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Was the team trying to embarrass him or something?  That's an odd thing to get leaked.
 
The media (specifically Jared Carrabis) caught him at it last night.  There was no leak.
 

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Was the team trying to embarrass him or something?  That's an odd thing to get leaked.
Leaked?

Anyone who follows him would see what he was liking and when.

And he has a lot of followers.
 

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Is there anything not abominable about this guy?
I like his stats vs. Rs:  325/386/517
I like his home stats too:  333/389/506
 
If I got in trouble for liking a pic while I'm taking a dump at work, I would probably look for a new place to work.  I get it though, the game is only 3 hours long and he's not supposed to have his phone.  I had a friend in the A's bullpen who used to send us fantasy baseball smacktalk during games.  He said there were other bullpen guys that had their phones hidden in their stuff and they'd take it to the bathroom to send texts, etc.  I think it's pretty funny Panda was liking MILF pix but pretty dumb to do it during a game with this media.
 

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Hee Sox Choi said:
I like his stats vs. Rs:  325/386/517
I like his home stats too:  333/389/506
 
If I got in trouble for liking a pic while I'm taking a dump at work, I would probably look for a new place to work.  I get it though, the game is only 3 hours long and he's not supposed to have his phone.  I had a friend in the A's bullpen who used to send us fantasy baseball smacktalk during games.  He said there were other bullpen guys that had their phones hidden in their stuff and they'd take it to the bathroom to send texts, etc.  I think it's pretty funny Panda was liking MILF pix but pretty dumb to do it during a game with this media.
Bullpen pitcher is a little different than a position player.
 
He broke the rules, took his punishment, hopefully that's that. Hopefully.
 

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He has to sit, but he's one of the few guys in the lineup showing a pulse.
 

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Harry Hooper said:
He has to sit, but he's one of the few guys in the lineup showing a pulse.
 
Unfortunately, that pulse is located in his pants.