USMNT: Hold My Beer
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Get Pulisic off at halftime and replay this for McKennie before their next game against these fucks.
My 10 year old's response to pulisic almost getting in a fight was "maybe he told him he sucked at the worm"
Kudos to Shaq Moore. He’s doing a pretty good impression of the answer to that old chestnut “what if our best athletes played soccer?”
Goddamn it, I thought this started at 7 pacific not 7 eastern. But it's still lovely that they're kicking Panama's kneecaps off.
Just because you’re wearing the number 2 doesn’t mean you get to size that shot up like Dest.
Luca is maybe not selfish enough, he should shoot one of these. Not a bad problem for a midfielder to have.
“So - do you think society will ever achieve consciousness?!”
Just said by the fucking guy next to me at the bar who has been chatting to me nonstop the last two hours while I’ve been trying to watch this game.
Just said by the fucking guy next to me at the bar who has been chatting to me nonstop the last two hours while I’ve been trying to watch this game.
Ask him if he thinks he will ever regain consciousness if you crack him in the back of the head with a pint glass.
Hah! He was nice enough and from out of town so I was trying to be polite. Which was a mistake.
Thoughts now drift to the Mexico-Honduras game. Depending on results, the US could have plenty of space to carry out a San Jose Screwjob and send Mexico to the playoff.
Swap a healthy McKennie and Dest in and this might be our sexiest football lineup. I still start Musah for his qualities, but LDLT is clean combining.
We'll, we are already +1 on CR from the first game, correct? So they need to score one just to get even with us H2H.
Or does H2H not matter at all?
EDIT: Don't mind me, I've reached the "don't try math" portion of my beer drinking day.
If we lose to CR then H2H will be even, no? Or am I missing what you are asking?