Week 3 Gamethread

johnmd20

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Miami has an interesting strategy. Just find the fastest players in history and let them all run fast. And keep running fast.

That's crazy enough to work!!

Meanwhile the Pats get guys like Juju and Elliot. You wonder why that isn't working out.
 

NortheasternPJ

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Miami passes up the all time scoring record and kneels on the 30 yard line to turn it over on downs.

Never been a less deserving coach of not getting completely embarrassed than Sean Payton.
Good news is we now have the worst coach in Denver history, taking over from the last one.
 

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Miami has an interesting strategy. Just find the fastest players in history and let them all run fast. And keep running fast.

That's crazy enough to work!!

Meanwhile the Pats get guys like Juju and Elliot. You wonder why that isn't working out.
I remember when Jeff Demps was going to be a superstar.
 

Justthetippett

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Miami has an interesting strategy. Just find the fastest players in history and let them all run fast. And keep running fast.

That's crazy enough to work!!

Meanwhile the Pats get guys like Juju and Elliot. You wonder why that isn't working out.
And get them going faster with all the motion. It's really going to be interesting to see who slows them down.
 

mauf

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Looks like Ravens-Colts will be decided on an officiating mistake.
 

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Miami has an interesting strategy. Just find the fastest players in history and let them all run fast. And keep running fast.

That's crazy enough to work!!

Meanwhile the Pats get guys like Juju and Elliot. You wonder why that isn't working out.
Can we trade them Tyquan Thornton?
 

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Missing Waddle didn't slow them down today.
They have won without Armstead, without Ramsey, and now without Waddle.

Tua or Tyreek are the only injuries that look like they could completely derail the offense, but you could say that about almost every QB and WR1.

The difference between this year and last year is Miami has a plan B on offense and the running game looks nearly as unstoppable as the passing game.
 

Euclis20

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I thought it was interesting that Denver started off 0-2, losing by a combined 3 points. Now they've got the worst point differential in the conference, couldn't happen to a better coach.
 

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Well that’s one way to teach a guy not to go in leading with the helmet. Of course they’re gonna have to show him the film for him to remember it.
 

johnmd20

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Football is a very difficult sport to officiate. The game moves SO fast and the players are so physical. But some of the easy calls are the ones I have a hard time with.
The Amani Cooper sideline play with neither fast nor confusing. The ref was 3 feet away from the play and Cooper was never within "inches" of the sideline. It took a TD off the board. Didn't matter because the Browns defense is great and Tannehill is Zach Wilson.

But then they don't call that PI, which was blatant. And also not fast or borderline. And it caused the Ravens to lose. The sport is difficult but the obvious stuff is obvious and it's getting blown.
 

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Lost complete respect for Tay Tay. She could literally have any guy in the universe and she picks that douche canoe
What’s wrong with Kelce? Never heard any bad off-field stuff about him, and he seems to have a nice family.

To be clear, I’m looking forward to the passive-aggressive breakup song a year from now. But if I were a Swiftie, I wouldn’t be upset about this at all.
 

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I think this whole Taylor Swift-Kelce thing is a kayfabe. Rich people horsing around.
 

johnmd20

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Buffalo, 2-1, has almost the same point differential as Miami, 3-0, who scored 70 points today.

I think everyone just fell asleep on the Bills. They have a solid team. The AFC East is actually loaded. Even the Jets have a truly great defense, although they do not have an NFL quarterback playing for them.
 

johnmd20

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What’s wrong with Kelce? Never heard any bad off-field stuff about him, and he seems to have a nice family.

To be clear, I’m looking forward to the passive-aggressive breakup song a year from now. But if I were a Swiftie, I wouldn’t be upset about this at all.
Kelce is a gesticulating, front running douche.

He's the opposite of Jason, who is a solid dude. I agree with Jobu, it's a weird move for Swift to mess around with a chooch like Travis Kelce.
 

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Fuck Kelce and fuck Swifty for feeding his ego.

Also can de relegate Denver to the CFL, NCAA USFL or something?

Not sure why I'm so pissed after a road victory against a division opponent but I feel like that game stole 3 hours of my life.

Oh, and fuck kelce