Week 3 Gamethread

johnmd20

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Fuck Kelce and fuck Swifty for feeding his ego.

Also can de relegate Denver to the CFL, NCAA USFL or something?

Not sure why I'm so pissed after a road victory against a division opponent but I feel like that game stole 3 hours of my life.

Oh, and fuck kelce
Lol.

This is well said.
 

E5 Yaz

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Worst Colorado loss this weekend, the Buffaloes to Oregon or the Broncos to Miami?
 

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I thought Kelce was great on SNL, didn’t try too hard or take himself too seriously and seemed genuinely funny. I for one hope he and Tay Tay make it.
 

johnmd20

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Worst Colorado loss this weekend, the Buffaloes to Oregon or the Broncos to Miami?
Broncos. They were embarrassed, pants, humiliated, and murdered. That was as big a beatdown we've seen since that snow game with Brady versus Tennessee like 14 years ago.

Denver is a joke and they are down and have been down for 8 years now. Not just running in place, going backwards. Even the Raiders made the playoffs two years ago.

Despite the Deon hype, Colorado were 21 point underdogs yesterday. But they are on the come up overall.
 

BaseballJones

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Yeah you sometimes see college games get out of hand like that, but almost never see an NFL game with that kind of score. That was bonkers.
 

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What’s wrong with Kelce? Never heard any bad off-field stuff about him, and he seems to have a nice family.

To be clear, I’m looking forward to the passive-aggressive breakup song a year from now. But if I were a Swiftie, I wouldn’t be upset about this at all.
Didn’t he have a dating show on MTV or VH1? Just seems like an attention whore dbag.

either way I look forward to her number one song about their breakup. Probably should get airplay around this time next year.
 

JOBU

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I’d much rather have the cowboys shit down their legs next week. They lose this one I don’t think the pats will have much of chance.
 

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Okay fox, time to change the game. We got our 30 seconds of Taylor Swift with Ma Kelce and Scott Olsen is insuffarable
 

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Okay fox, time to change the game. We got our 30 seconds of Taylor Swift with Ma Kelce and Scott Olsen is insuffarable
They didn't switch to the Pats game from Miami out here even when Miami had 50 points. I don't think they switch coverage as quickly as they used to.
 

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The bears made the fucking SB like 16 years ago and have the greatest D ever. Being a Jets fan is a lot worse.
They had the greatest D 38 years ago. Any millennial fans (or younger) haven't experienced much better than what the Jets have. True they have the super bowl appearance (and the respectable loss in that game), while the Jets can hang their hats on back to back AFC title games a few years later. Over the last 30 years, both teams have just 7 playoff appearances. The Jets also have 7 playoff wins to just 4 for the Bears over that stretch. The Bears do have 11 more regular season wins, so that's something.

There are a handful of teams that have been worse (Lions, Browns, Jaguars) but what makes the Jets and Bears special (and similar) are that they occasional have expectations, and have suffered through generations of poor QB play.
 

BaseballJones

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I agree. But it aseems like years ago they did a better job. Game too fast now?
It might be. It's definitely faster than it used to be, but the refs are still mostly men in their 40s and 50s and even 60s (?). It's really difficult to keep up. Plus the players get subbed out during games. NFL officials are on the field for the entire game.
 

johnmd20

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The Bears. Amazing. DJ Moore crying like a baby about not getting any action and then has a massive drop and then a turnover on the next play.

The Bears should probably be relegated.
 

BaseballJones

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The Bears. Amazing. DJ Moore crying like a baby about not getting any action and then has a massive drop and then a turnover on the next play.

The Bears should probably be relegated.
So who wins in a game between the Bears and the Jets?
 

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Is Fields a bust?
Probably, he's never developed as a passer. On the other hand a good coordinator would run him 12 times a game give him simple decisions and get significantly better out of him than the clownshow in CHI is
 

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Someone, somewhere said “You know what, let’s put the Bears on National TV.”
The alternative was Cowboys-Cardinals. Which is actually a good game, but I wouldn’t have predicted that two hours ago. Just a rough slate this week.
 

BaseballJones

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Why Chicago isn't having Fields attack on the ground is a mystery to me. He needs 10-15 designed runs a game.
 

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I thought Kelce was great on SNL, didn’t try too hard or take himself too seriously and seemed genuinely funny. I for one hope he and Tay Tay make it.
Would bang.

On the other hand, who thought this ridiculous mismatch would be good for the national "game of the week" on Fox?
 

johnmd20

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The alternative was Cowboys-Cardinals. Which is actually a good game, but I wouldn’t have predicted that two hours ago. Just a rough slate this week.
9 games at 1pm and only 3 at 4pm and 2 games on Monday night leave you with Carolina, Chicago, and Arizona in the 3 afternoon games. With no bye weeks.
 

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Would bang.

On the other hand, who thought this ridiculous mismatch would be good for the national "game of the week" on Fox?
Sometimes I think the NFL is just doing the Motley Crue no shower for a month and see if we can still hookup thing.