4/2 - Baltimore @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART DEUX

[Lose Remerswaal]

Squandah

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Arroyo fouled off a couple really hittable fastballs.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I am loving this at bat.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

With the help of a shitty call we let them off the hook. .

 

[Redkluzu]

SHIT, waste

 

[BornToRun]

Thanks, blue

 

[LesterFan]

Arroyo only got about 5 pitches to hit

 

[Van Everyman]

Squandah

Hard to call it that when their hottest hitter gets called out on a ball 10 inches outside.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Long but pretty awful AB. Three meatballs he did nothing with.

Nicr to get a run but they looked awful doing it.

 

[Sprowl]

The new clock rules will cut into the Orsillos Houck spent on the bench.

 

[JCizzle]

Some nice ABs and a shit K, but only getting one stings.

 

[BornToRun]

Hard to call it that when their hottest hitter gets called out on a ball 10 inches outside.

Was gonna say, can it be called a squander when it’s aided by the blind guy behind the plate?

 

[Van Everyman]

Long but pretty awful AB. Three meatballs he did nothing with.

Nicr to get a run but they looked awful doing it.

Youk was saying that this guy’s stuff is a little harder to pick up then it seems.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Youk was saying that this guy’s stuff is a little harder to pick up then it seems.

Maybe but still 4 down the pipe. Just a big squander overall.

 

[patinorange]

DOB and Youk were completely not paying attention when Duvall was just jobbed on a called strike.

Did you know Keven Youkilis used to play for the Red Sox and liked to celebrate wins?

I'm missing Mazz.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I vastly prefer no K zone. That plus pitch clock are huge improvements.

 

[The Filthy One]

Nobody likes this zone.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Tanner looks great

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I'm missing Mazz.

Looking for a splash of racism with your baseball broadcast? Mazz will deliver!

 

[The Filthy One]

Terrin Vavra sounds like an AI-generated name.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I'm missing Mazz.

I count myself lucky I've never heard him complain about the pitch "Klawaaakk"

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Terrin Vavra sounds like an AI-generated name.

Sounds like the name of a new Mac OS.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Nobody likes this zone.

Can you really dislike something that does not exist?

 

[BornToRun]

Where did that miss

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Let’s see how long this lead lasts.

 

[BornToRun]

This ump can wax my ass

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Nobody likes this zone.

Or Massarotti!

 

[brandonchristensen]

Nice. Let’s score more.

 

[Rovin Romine]

This ump can wax my ass

If he tried that you might lose an eyebrow and part of your beard.

 

[brandonchristensen]

KIKE!!!

 

[Redkluzu]

OKAY KIKI YES YES YES

 

[BornToRun]

2021 Kike?

 

[The Filthy One]

Holy shit that was obliterated.

 

[Ale Xander]

This ump can wax my ass

Don’t you want someone not blind to do that?

 

[JCizzle]

BOOM

 

[BostonFanInCanesLand]

Nice. Let’s score more.

Ok, how about a dinger?

 

[Ale Xander]

Boomshakalaka

 

[InsideTheParker]

Hernandez is bayuk!

 

[Rovin Romine]

NM

 

[JOBU]

Kikè Pop.

 

[GPO Man]

Getting that offense at SS

 

[mr_smith02]

Ugly cleats, beautiful swing!

 

[LogansDad]

Kiké killed a ball.

 

[moonshotmanny]

Nice!

 

[Coachster]

Ji-Mee-Fund.
Ji-Mee-Fund.

 

[mauidano]

It's all about Kike's shoes!

 

[InsideTheParker]

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It's all about Kike's shoes!

I couldn't be less interested in anything. But his hitting again is so lovely.

 

[bosox188]

Has anyone with FIOS been able to watch the NESN 4k channel? Yesterday early on in the game the feed for it died and since then it's just been broadcasting a generic menu.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Irvin's got some stuff.

 

[ngruz25]

Kike has a .300 point OPS lead on Xander. Bloom vindicated!