4/2 - Baltimore @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART DEUX

[Rovin Romine]

The Orioles have some greasy gloves.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Here we go

 

[Sprowl]

BABIP loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

[JCizzle]

Is Bello pitching for the O’s??

 

[ngruz25]

Suddenly feeling optimistic about everything.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Nice start to this game

You ain't even bool$h!tting, GPOM!

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Sofa king cold here

 

[JOBU]

Piece of shit bleeder… check
Piece of shit bloop… check

Time for a blast?

 

[nvalvo]

Youk needs to shelve the standup comedy routines.

 

[Redkluzu]

OOOOOH liking this

 

[brandonchristensen]

Yoshida about to be a true red sock

 

[Van Everyman]

Ok, Masa: no rolling over to 2B here.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

I live in Masachusetts!

 

[Moviegoer]

What is up with the tar stain on Turner's back? It's the same one as yesterday. Must really be in there if the launders couldn't get it out.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Productive out.

 

[GPO Man]

That works

 

[nvalvo]

Soft contact, but an RBI. I'll take it.

 

[Don Buddin's GS]

Rosin comes in spray now?

 

[Van Everyman]

Rosin comes in spray now?

Deer antler

 

[nvalvo]

Was it 15 total bases for Duvall?

 

[Sox Puppet]

Have we seen Yoshida drive a ball yet?

 

[Redkluzu]

Youk needs to shelve the standup comedy routines.

.

You know, I kind of like his humor. Maybe because I'm from Cincy

 

[BornToRun]

Would’ve liked him to hit that harder but Masa’s contact skills are gonna come in handy in those spots

 

[BornToRun]

Way outside

 

[brandonchristensen]

That was worse than the ball

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This ump is ass.

 

[JOBU]

Fuck this ump

 

[Van Everyman]

That was fucking terrible

 

[JCizzle]

WHAT!?????

 

[The Gray Eagle]

What is up with the tar stain on Turner's back? It's the same one as yesterday. Must really be in there if the launders couldn't get it out.

Get used to it, he always has that stain, intentionally.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Horrible call.

 

[Sprowl]

Robots NOW

 

[ngruz25]

Yoshida's been rolling a lot of little choppers to the right side so far. That result was fine, but let's hope he starts using the field more.

Aaaaand awful call stops rally in its tracks. Great.

 

[canderson]

I’m legally blind and can call a better game than this ump.

 

[nvalvo]

Have we seen Yoshida drive a ball yet?

Yes. The crushed line drive single to right that all but took Mountcastle's glove off.

 

[Rovin Romine]

DOB and Youk were completely not paying attention when Duvall was just jobbed on a called strike.

Did you know Keven Youkilis used to play for the Red Sox and liked to celebrate wins?

 

[Madmartigan]

They’ve made all these updates to the game recently, robots have to be next right?

 

[JCizzle]

Robots NOW

when the umpire union complains about it, just replay that call

 

[BornToRun]

Yes. The crushed line drive single to right that all but took Mountcastle's glove off.

Didn’t he drive one to the triangle too?

 

[ngruz25]

I'm almost positive that the first two pitches to Verdugo were closer to the zone than the last strike to Duvall.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

SMASH ONE THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE, CHRISTIAN!

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Looks like Irvin's back foot isn't touching the rubber.

 

[BornToRun]

Ump trying to kill this rally by himself

 

[Madmartigan]

And ball 4 there looked like a clear strike.

 

[JCizzle]

They’ve made all these updates to the game recently, robots have to be next right?

I think they’re already piloting it in the minors like they did these recent rule changes. Hopefully it’s here in some form next year.

 

[nvalvo]

Didn’t he drive one to the triangle too?

Yes, he had four "hard-hit" balls (95+ EV) on Opening Day.

 

[Van Everyman]

I'm almost positive that the first two pitches to Verdugo were closer to the zone than the last strike to Duvall.

Yup

 

[ngruz25]

The volume on either MLB.tv or NESN is fluctuating weirdly.

 

[Van Everyman]

I think they’re already piloting it in the minors like they did these recent rule changes. Hopefully it’s here in some form next year.

They need to bust out the Google glasses technology from a decade ago. Let the umpires actually call it but see the pitch zone in their field of vision. Easy peasy.

 

[BornToRun]

Making him work at the least. Get into that shitty bullpen