#DFG: Canceling the Noise

[SeoulSoxFan]

@JFeitelberg
I can't believe I was scared that this was going to be bad news. Nope, just Bill braving the storm and letting middle fingers fly.

 

[dcdrew10]

This is why NFL Network went to commercial.

We'll never know if you did is true, but I really hope the delay was NFL was calling them and trying to get them not to say anything

 

[Corsi]

SAUNAS BABY

 

[SMU_Sox]

Any direct quotes worth repeating for those unfortunate souls without a tv?

 

[riboflav]

I WILL WATCH THIS PC 1040503020 TIMES BY THE SUPER BOWL

 

[TSC]

If this leaves any doubt in your mind that the Patriots are 100% innocent in this mess, you're delusional.

This is a fucking gold medal performance.

 

[AbbyNoho]

I'm annoyed that he had to do all this complete bullshit. Even if nothing comes of this, the Patriots have already been "punished". The Seahawks get to spend two weeks preparing for the Patriots. The Patriots get to spend half their time examining how air pressure affects footballs. 

 

[LesterFan]

I fucking love this man

 

[PeaceSignMoose]

Belichick should be Commissioner once he retires in 10 years.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Officials were asked to inflate them!
 
OH SHIT

 

[bankshot1]

 
Please tell me he didn't go Gary Hart on this

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT FOOTBALL!

 

[RIrooter09]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck you officials

 

[weeba]

Quick shot at the officials.

 

[redsoxcentury]

woah.  blaming the official!

 

[Van Everyman]

 
through his tears

Wrong. He shed all the tears he can afford on Thursday.

 

[JohnnyK]

The patriots.com stream is sooooo jerky.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

 
Please tell me he didn't go Gary Hart on this

The delay might have been due to the League, but I have a picture in my mind of Kraft repeatedly asking him, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

 

[Kull]

Bill absolutely rules. Amazing so far.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

This is a fucking Clarence Darrow closing argument.  Point by point refutation.  Slow and sure and comprehensive.

 
 
http://youtu.be/SlbNlvAKDW8
 
 
I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING CLOSING ARGUMENT

 

[Ed Hillel]

He just fucking assassinated the refs.

 

[bosox188]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WENT FROM SIX TO MIDNIGHT

 

[crystalline]

CLIMATE! HE SAID CLIMATE!

 

[alydar]

Yay scientific experiment!!!!

 

[Marciano490]

What exactly the officials do, I don't know.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

BB is the most believable man in America. 
 
Suck it haters. 

 

[E5 Yaz]

But what will the Fox News truth experts say?

 

[johnmd20]

Any direct quotes worth repeating for those unfortunate souls without a tv?

 
"I've handled dozens of balls in the past week."

 

[mascho]

And there it is. Climate.

 

[Ed Hillel]

So many penalties next weekend.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

KILL EM BILL. KILL EM!

 

[SoxFanInPdx]

The stream sucks!
 

 

[crystalline]

CLIMACTIC CONDITIONS!

REACHED AN EQUILIBRIUM DUE TO THE RUBBING PROCESS!

 

[TSC]

SCIENCE BITCHES

 

[weeba]

Killing them with science.

 

[TomTerrific]

Jesus, I go to the mall and return two hours later to this thread. Almost had a complete heart attack scrolling through 5 pages of buildup.
 
I'm too old for this shit. Fuck the entire Colts organization with a chainsaw.

 

[SMU_Sox]

 
"I've handled dozens of balls in the past week."

I love you. Tongue or no tongue. Your call.

 

[Obscure Name]

Teach me thermodynamics, Mr. Belichick. I love you.

 

[LogansDad]

Holy shit

 

[loshjott]

And there it is. Climate.

Better think twice before dissing a meteorologist next time, coach.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

This is like a bloodthirsty Bill Nye the Science Guy

 

[mpjc]

we all know that, right?

 

[AbbyNoho]

Fuck your sauna theories. 
 

Any direct quotes worth repeating for those unfortunate souls without a tv?

 
He's very meticulously going over exactly what they do before the game, emphatically stating that nothing strange is done with them. He's doing math equations. Not joking. 

 

[Corsi]

this is a god damn symphony

 

[Jnai]

"we all know that air pressure is a function of atmospheric conditions"
 
uh huh

 

[bosox188]

Wait so they ASKED THE OFFICIALS TO INFLATE THEM TO 12.5?! GO FUCK YOURSELF NFL

 

[Van Everyman]

We ALL know it's a function of atmospheric conditions!

 

[RIrooter09]

So many penalties next weekend.

 
Yup, it's going to be infuriating.

 

[mascho]

Science bitches.

 

[Ed Hillel]

"We all know that air pressure is the function of atmospheric conditions. We all know that."

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Our coach is wicked smart.
How do you like dem apples