#DFG: Canceling the Noise

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ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS!

BILL NYE BELICHICK MOTHER FUCKERS

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

This is the one of the most surreal experiences of my life.

 

[Scriblerus]

We all know that air pressure is a function...fuck you, media.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

He is Iron Man

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

What exactly the officials do, I don't know.

He's talking like he's got some inside info into what they didn't do, though.

 

[Valek123]

Bill belichick the science guy

 

[Buck Showalter]

LMAO!
 
Belichick knows atmospheric conditions.....
 
He stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
 
FU NFL

 

[bankshot1]

But what will the Fox News truth experts say?

there is no climate change

 

[bluefenderstrat]

Holy shit! It's on, Goodell, you twit.

 

[E5 Yaz]

LeeSchechter Lee Schechter
Belichick: "The officials were asked to inflate the balls to 12.5 (PSI), what they did, I don't know."
 
LeeSchechter Lee Schechter
Belichick: "Our process raises the PSI by approximately one pound." Based on the Patriots' internal study.

 

[Corsi]

I LOVE THIS MAN

 

[johnmd20]

Where is the Jesse Pinkman, "Science bitch," picture?

 

[canderson]

"Equilibrium state" - wonder how often that's been said in a NFL go head coach press conference?

 

[timelysarcasm]

This is the most amazing thing ever. A tour-de-force of fuck yous. Oh jesus I love this man.

 

[brandonchristensen]

This is hilarious.

 

[steveluck7]

please roll out a whiteboard and get into some calculations

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

The low tire light in your car! This is insane. 

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

We have a new track for the CD!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWGXt979yg

 

[Marciano490]

It's similar to the concept of when you get into your car and the light comes on saying low tire pressure because your car's been sitting in the driveway over night...

 

[Salem's Lot]

Holy fuck this is awesome. Kick some science!

 

[LogansDad]

He just compared the footballs to my car!!!!

 

[Pxer]

"we ALL know psi is a function of atmospheric pressure" -Bill   LOL!

 

[NortheasternPJ]

This is awesome.

 

[Dollar]

Everything about this just reminds me how completely ridiculous everything about this "scandal" is.  Holy shit this is all insane.

 

[rodderick]

I don't even give a shit if the refs screw us royally in the Super Bowl, this needed to be fucking done. Bill is the best.

 

[Scriblerus]

No sauna ball.

 

[Corsi]

tour de force

 

[mascho]

This is so hilarious.

 

[mauidano]

Bill Belichek - I Fucking Love Science.

 

[amarshal2]

What a badass. Fuck everybody. Roll the Seahawks!!!

 

[IdiotKicker]

Drink every time he says football.

 

[Van Everyman]

Doing this out jn the open is brilliant. It also takes the wind out of Ted Wells' sails because it turns into "who are you gonna believe, a coach or a LAWYER?!?"

 

[kartvelo]

 

[ifmanis5]

Hope he drops the mic after this. THIS IS A CLINIC.

 

[Buster Olney the Lonely]

Wish this guy had taught me science in high school. Also, public speaking.

 

[steveluck7]

over / under on length of this science lesson by professor Bellichick? 40 minutes

 

[crystalline]

GAUGES! ACCURACY! VARIANCE!



Angry Bill Nye is just right

 

[Omar's Wacky Neighbor]

"This whole issue is so stupid, I'm just going to bore the living shit out of you"

 

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I'm uncontrollably laughing at how amazing this is. It's just..unbelievable.

Can you imagine any other coach in the NFL speaking this intelligently and articulately about this kind of shit?

 

[Scriblerus]

Gauges, bitches, gauges. He is systematically destroying every media-created theory.

 

[loshjott]

It's similar to the concept of when you get into your car and the light comes on saying low tire pressure because your car's been sitting in the driveway over night...

BB must have talked to the garage guy who posted on here.

 

[johnmd20]

Bill, a football is man made.

 

[snowmanny]

This is the greatest coach of any sport ever. 

Well tied for first.  I'd love to hear Red with something like this.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

People not going to be happy after this conference:
 
 
Brunell
Referees
Wilson the Manufacturer

 

[Al Zarilla]

Low tire pressure light comes on when you go out to your car cold used. Fantastic. Genius, no doubt, or at least the most thorough coach in History, any sport, BB.

 

[Marciano490]

Each football has its own unique characteristics, because it's an animal skin.
 
Buffalo Bill'ing this shit.

 

[Leather]

Droppin' Science like Galileo dropped the orange!

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

He almost broke character and laughed when he said bladder.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-40522-Cartman-how-do-I-reach-these-k-8DA6.gif

 

[twibnotes]

I don't typically buy into the notion that a pro football team needs additional motivation for a super bowl...but the pats are going to come out FUCKING FLYING a week from tomorrow