#DFG: Canceling the Noise

[crystalline]

I'm uncontrollably laughing at how amazing this is. It's just..unbelievable.

Can you imagine any other coach in the NFL speaking this intelligently and articulately about this kind of shit?

Me too. This is Professor Belichick giving a lecture. This is awesome.

 

[bankshot1]

Walt Anderson sucks at inflating balls.

 

[bluefenderstrat]

I can only assume Kraft is on board, he's finally backing his guys.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Win the Super Bowl, BB ... then ride off into the sunset

 

[brandonchristensen]

He's filibustering!

 

[MillarTime]

Just masterful.

 

[AbbyNoho]

- "Similar concept to when you get in your car on a cold morning and the light comes on that your tires have low air pressure but when you start driving the light turns off."
 
- They prepare the balls in the locker room, or right outside the locker room every time. They have never, ever prepared the balls in a heated environment. Any claim to the contrary just didn't happen.
 
- Individual footballs are unique, they might react in similar ways but they can react different. They're not exactly the same.
 
- Footballs do not get measured during the game. We don't have control of them after we hand them to the officials. Have no knowledge of their PSI after they hand them off, and they've never been concerned about the pressure after they hand them off.

 

[LogansDad]

I really hope he finished this with the statement: "I can't believe you fucking overreactionary assholes made me waste time on this stupid bullshit while I should be preparing for the fucking Super Bowl."

 

[patinorange]

This man. He read the whole thread.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

HE IS EDUCATION AMERICA Y'ALL

 

[crystalline]

If he says "double blind" I am going to have a seizure

 

[TSC]

This is a huge fuck you to Ron Borges.

 

[ifmanis5]

I can't believe we've wasted a week on this garbage. For a game that was 45-7. Thank God he is doing this.

 

[JBill]

NFL doesn't have shit on the Pats. Bring on the Seahawks, it's time for the Superbowl.

 

[mascho]

Direct FU to Brunell et al.

 

[triniSox]

Go play with your balls media!

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

This Bill is the best Bill of all time. 

 

[Morning Woodhead]

I will never complain about a failed 2nd round draft pick again.

 

[Obscure Name]

Now under each one of your seats, you will find a football and a pressure gauge...

 

[Dollar]

I hope some of the reporters ask him about the history of how footballs have been made since the days of the AFL until today, and how the Colts under Ted Marchibroda used to prepare their balls in the 70s.

 

[Marciano490]

You're welcome to test balls yourself and see if you can tell a 1 or 2 pound difference.

 

[riboflav]

THERE IS A RECKONING COMING

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Bill: For us, this is over.  The rest of y'all can kindly go f*ck yourselves, we've got a game to win.

 

[AbbyNoho]

We had QBs and coaches try to find the difference between footballs with a few PSI difference in inflation. None of them could tell any difference. You can try yourself, but we couldn't do it.

 

[twibnotes]

I am sky high with happiness over this presser...but any chance the zebras fuck us over bc of the position bb took?

 

[Corsi]

pats may win by 30 points next week

 

[Van Everyman]

Here it is

 

[IdiotKicker]

They are going to kill someone in eight days.

 

[Corsi]

BELICHICK JUST SPIKED THE FUCKING FOOTBALL

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

He is going to have this team ready to Hernandez the Seahawks next week.

 

[Hoya81]

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

over / under on length of this science lesson by professor Bellichick? 40 minutes

Wesleyen grad.  He'll segue into another forty on the role of climate in the novels of Jane Austen.

 

[Buck Showalter]

F U
 
now we're on to Seattle

 

[Ed Hillel]

He is PISSED because his team's integrity is being questioned. Protecting the players. Fuck yeah.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I don't typically buy into the notion that a pro football team needs additional motivation for a super bowl...but the pats are going to come out FUCKING FLYING a week from tomorrow

 
I wish we could see their reaction to this

 

[AbbyNoho]

Now under each one of your seats, you will find a football and a pressure gauge...

 
that would be transcendent 

 

[RedOctober3829]

Fuck everyone else. Fuck everyone else.

 

[GBrushTWood]

I don't typically buy into the notion that a pro football team needs additional motivation for a super bowl...but the pats are going to come out FUCKING FLYING a week from tomorrow

 
Are they? If they are spending this much time on the elements derived from a football, what are they doing to stop Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson?

 

[TSC]

Oh my god. He's on fire.

 

[ElcaballitoMVP]

Best. Coach. Ever. 

 

[johnmd20]

This is awesome. I love this press conference. I love Bill. This is a big FU to everyone.

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Embarrassed to have put in this much time. 
 
Thank you, Bill. Thank you. 

 

[rodderick]

Flat out fuck you mode right now.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Oh he is fucking pissed.

 

[Dollar]

I love that man so much.

 

[LogansDad]

I really hope he finished this with the statement: "I can't believe you fucking overreactionary assholes made me waste time on this stupid bullshit while I should be preparing for the fucking Super Bowl."

Holy shit, he totally did.  He totally fucking did.

 

[Ed Hillel]

LOLOLOL

 

[Marciano490]

This was the best team in the regular season, and the best in the postseason. And I know that because I've been with them every day and I'm proud of them.  I'm embarrassed to talk aobut the amount of time I've put into this relative to the other important challenge in front of this.
 
I need to untuck my shirt.

 

[brandonchristensen]

He's out of his mind.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

"I am embarrassed how long I have spent on this