drleather2001 said:Those all must be gifts from the team, right? Or does he buy them all?
John Marzano Olympic Hero said:
You read King every week and have access into his brain. I can guarantee you that he buys most, if not all, of that stuff. The guy is like a 16-year-old boy.
CoffeeNerdness said:He has that odd quality where he looks subtly different in every photo. Are we sure he hasn't died and been replaced by a lookalike? He is a King after all.
Is the ginger that he's enveloping with his man boobs his daughter?
drleather2001 said:I bet he wears it once and then gives it to his female underlings back at work as a "gift". He does it to be ostensibly generous, but in reality he finds it titillating; the idea of their supple upper torsos rubbing against the fabric that he gave them; indeed that he himself rubbed against at one time. It reminds him of high school, how he always saw the pretty girls wearing the football players' jackets.
He takes a stroll, past the copiers where Jenny, a PR Coordinator two years out of Fordham, sits. There it is, the Seattle Mariners hoodie he gave her last Fall, draped over the back of her office chair against the cubicle wall. It's far too big for her; she has such a petite frame. He wonders if she sometimes undoes her bra when he puts the big sweatshirt on, like the girls in college sometimes used to do. She has such small breasts, but so pert. The thought of her nipples rubbing an errant chest hair, left over from his own body, excites him.
He goes back to his office, closes the door. He pulls up Jenny's facebook profile. Unlocking the bottom drawer of his desk, he fishes for the soiled t-shirt, dark green a yellow G. He takes a sip of macchiato, and begins.
John Marzano Olympic Hero said:
You read King every week and have access into his brain. I can guarantee you that he buys most, if not all, of that stuff. The guy is like a 16-year-old boy.
So creepy, yet so seemingly spot on that I think we need more.drleather2001 said:I bet he wears it once and then gives it to his female underlings back at work as a "gift". He does it to be ostensibly generous, but in reality he finds it titillating; the idea of their supple upper torsos rubbing against the fabric that he gave them; indeed that he himself rubbed against at one time. It reminds him of high school, how he always saw the pretty girls wearing the football players' jackets.
He takes a stroll, past the copiers where Jenny, a PR Coordinator two years out of Fordham, sits. There it is, the Seattle Mariners hoodie he gave her last Fall, draped over the back of her office chair against the cubicle wall. It's far too big for her; she has such a petite frame. He wonders if she sometimes undoes her bra when he puts the big sweatshirt on, like the girls in college sometimes used to do. She has such small breasts, but so pert. The thought of her nipples rubbing an errant chest hair, left over from his own body, excites him.
He goes back to his office, closes the door. He pulls up Jenny's facebook profile. Unlocking the bottom drawer of his desk, he fishes for the soiled t-shirt, dark green a yellow G. He takes a sip of macchiato, and begins.
Says the guy that drinks his coffee loaded with cream and sugar and whatever other artificial crap Starbucks is pimping that month.k. Beernerdness: I thought Saranac Pumpkin Ale was the best pumpkin beer I’d tasted—and I’ve sampled maybe eight or 10 of them in recent autumns. But Friday in Boston I had the best: UFO Pumpkin, by Harpoon. A good pumpkin beer can’t be overpowering, and it can’t be sweet. UFO Pumpkin, which is unfiltered, is exactly the right touch of both, though the woman who served me asked: “Do you want that with cinnamon and sugar?” God no! She said some patrons like the rim of the glass coated with a cinnamon-sugar mixture, the way some like margaritas with salt. The beer itself is very good the way it is.
Again with this "coffee-flavored water" line. Does Pete understand they don't squeeze juice out of the beans to make coffee? Coffee, by its definition, is coffee-flavored water.j. Coffeenerdness: Did Amtrak do something to the weak coffee on the Acela? Tasted a little more like real coffee and not coffee-flavored water Saturday.
There is no moral or lesson to this story. It’s not deep, or even very interesting. It just is something that happened to a traveling person.
I went to Boston for Game 1 of the Red Sox-Rays series. On Saturday morning at 8:15 I boarded the Acela in Back Bay, the second stop on the Boston-to-New York route. The train was crowded already. I walked through the Quiet Car, found an unoccupied two-seat row, and sat down. The train left the station. A few seconds later a fellow came up and said the two seats were taken. I looked at the back of the seats, which had no tags on them noting how far the passengers were going. And there was nothing on the seat—no bag, no newspaper, nothing to show that anyone was sitting there. “You sure?’’ I said. He said he was. He and a friend were sitting there, and his friend had gone to the café car to get something to eat, and he was quite sure the seats were his. I gave the guy a good look. Seemed like an earnest man. If I didn’t move, I was basically calling the guy a liar. So I moved, and sat with a quiet apple-eater (he had two of them on the wordless journey) for the 3.5-hour trip to Manhattan.
I didn’t think much about it. He probably was telling the truth, and when I looked down the aisle later, he was sitting there with another guy.
soxfaninyankeeland said:That does not merit inclusion in any column, anywhere, but the seat-claiming guy is a dick.
I went to Boston for Game 1 of the Red Sox-Rays series. On Saturday morning at 8:15 I boarded the Acela in Back Bay, the second stop on the Boston-to-New York route...
********************************************************************************************************************8. New England (4-1). Hard to say what that loss in the rain meant, but the protection of Tom Brady simply must get better—and Rob Gronkowski might want to play one of these weeks.
ON SCOUTING AND DRAFTING. The fact the Saints and Patriots have so many undrafted players on their rosters could just as easily be interpreted to mean they have poor scouting and talent evaluating personnel. If they were so great at evaluating talent, then they would have rosters full of their own draft picks that would be starting. Seems to me they whiffed quite a bit on the draft, requiring them to bring in other players.
—Jeffrey
That might be true. The Patriots, in particular, are awful at scouting and drafting cornerbacks as that continues to be an area of weakness. However, if the Patriots have 14 rookies on the 53-man roster, as they do, does that necessarily mean that the players that they drafted in the past are bad? Or does it mean that guys like Joe Vellano—the defensive tackle getting his opportunity because Vince Wilfork went down—are taking advantage of opportunities because the Patriots have developed their players well?
I believe a lot of teams in New England’s position—watching a player the caliber of Wilfork go down—would go to the waiver wire and get whatever big-bodied defensive tackle they could find on the street. The Patriots and Saints are two teams that don’t do that. They aren’t afraid of playing a very green player already on their roster and giving that guy a chance to prove himself.
John Marzano Olympic Hero said:To a (figuratively) hungry reporter, this might actually be a pretty decent story to write up. But since King is literally hungry (or thirsty) he'll write about jerks on the train and catching Sox games.
Corsi said:
How does King fail to mention that the Patriots start 8 draftees on offense and 6 on defense? I mean, the guy who wrote this question is a full-on idiot, but somehow King fails to correct him, anyway.
Shelterdog said:
There's also the obvious point that somebody drafted and signed the undrafted players. ISomebody did some smart scouting to identify Joey "Meatball" Vellano (and yes, apparently that's his nickname, which gives him the awesomest nickname in sports) as a prospect worth signing.
That sounds exactly like something King would write in his "things that may only interest me" section...soxfan121 said:
So the Pats have a Meatball on the active roster and Pork Chop on IR?
Add some vegetables and we've got a stew goin' baby!
Corsi said:
How does King fail to mention that the Patriots start 8 draftees on offense and 6 on defense? I mean, the guy who wrote this question is a full-on idiot, but somehow King fails to correct him, anyway.
However, if the Patriots have 14 rookies on the 53-man roster, as they do,....
This was unprecedented, except for the Patriots in the exact same time frame getting 97 wins in those regular seasons.For eight seasons, from 2001 to 2008, they were Manning’s targets in a time of unprecedented regular-season prosperity—91 wins.
Always enjoy reading your thoughts after another great weekend of football.
Thoroughly enjoy your column, as many folks do.
I love your column and look forward to it every Monday
“Tigers just got beaten by a bunch of dudes that look like Happy Gilmore’s caddy.”
—@MarcCarig, Newsday’s baseball writer, after the bearded Red Sox won Game 5 of the American League Championship Series.
II
“I’m always amazed at the things people will ask on Twitter instead of just looking it up themselves.”
—@nfldraftscout, Matt Miller of Bleacher Report, commenting on the very large percentage of the Twitter population that is apparently Google-, Bing- and all-other-search-engines-free.
It’s quite possible that truer words have never been tweeted.
i. Games played by teams that have employed Danny Amendola since 2011: 39. Games actually played by Danny Amendola since 2011: 15.
:barf:a. I think everyone’s nuts for not liking Tim McCarver. I love listening to him.
:barf: :barf:
d. I admit I didn’t love the Victorino signing last winter (three years, $39 million for what appeared to be a declining player). But anyone who grand-slams a clinching championship series win is worth the dough, especially with what a great clubhouse guy, fielder and occasionally clutch hitter he’s been.
e. Tigers I admire greatly: Miguel Cabrera, for playing through obvious pain all October; Alex Avila, who got punished more than any catcher I’ve seen in one series, and who kept playing at a high level; and Torii Hunter. Best thing I can say about Hunter is I regret never having seen him every day for a full season, to appreciate his spirit, effort and terrific game.
I dunno. Maybe look it up?
f. Are there any hittable pitchers on the Cardinals? Not from what I’ve seen.
g. Red Sox in seven, but that is not a confidence pick. It’s an emotional one.
d. I admit I didn’t love the Victorino signing last winter (three years, $39 million for what appeared to be a declining player). But anyone who grand-slams a clinching championship series win is worth the dough, especially with what a great clubhouse guy, fielder and occasionally clutch hitter he’s been.
f. Are there any hittable pitchers on the Cardinals? Not from what I’ve seen.
“I’m always amazed at the things people will ask on Twitter instead of just looking it up themselves.”
—@nfldraftscout, Matt Miller of Bleacher Report, commenting on the very large percentage of the Twitter population that is apparently Google-, Bing- and all-other-search-engines-free.
It’s quite possible that truer words have never been tweeted.
7. New England (5-2). You may ask why I have the Saints No. 4 and the Pats No. 6, even though the Patriots beat the Saints last week. Judgment call. The Pats don’t have two cornerstone players they had last weekend anymore—Jerod Mayo and Aqib Talib.
wutang112878 said:
Last I checked Talib isnt on IR
DrewDawg said:I don't want to give him clicks...what is it?
He has them 7th and then gives us reasons why he has them #6 and not #4.DrewDawg said:I don't want to give him clicks...what is it?
JohntheBaptist said:He is one of life's great turds.