9/8 - Win It For James Collins

[Harry Hooper]

Can we get a loud foul from the offense?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Yoshida extends his MLB lead in ground outs to second

 

[JOBU]

This offense blows

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Doofus, clocks don't have four hands

I thought we were measuring horses.

Man, Trevor Story fucking despises James Collins.

 

[mikeford]

Is it time to start discussing the Trevor Story contract as one of the worst in the league or what

 

[E5 Yaz]

This offense blows

It blows, it sucks, it's barely breathing

 

[strek1]

Offense is pretty impotent so far tonight.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Is it time to start discussing the Trevor Story contract as one of the worst in the league or what

It's not even one of the worst on the Red Sox

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Need a routine ground ball or it may be time to warm up the busses.

 

[ITSNOTFENWAYSOUTH]

Any time you get frustrated, just sing along to this song and replace "Mother-in-Law" with "Sons of Sam Horn."

It really works.

View: https://youtu.be/6EN5eJf5h_k?si=3_Cy-IfBlKXFF7xc

 

[E5 Yaz]

Need a routine ground ball or it may be time to warm up the busses.

There is no such thing with this defense

 

[Harry Hooper]

"No Great" Jacques warming in the pen.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Nothing to fear, Jacques is warming.

 

[JOBU]

Just kick the fucking ball around a little more

 

[patinorange]

On the one hand, Houck will pitch into the sixth
On the other hand, it's the dreaded third time through the order
On the other hand, he's only at 59 pitches

Third time is death.

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Great defense. This one is over. They are the better team by a wide margin.

 

[mikeford]

It's not even one of the worst on the Red Sox

The only worse contract on the team is Sale's so... gonna have to disagree with you there.

 

[ngruz25]

At least they didn’t look stupid getting the ball in to the infield.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Wow, I didn't know Disney was remaking Flubber.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

That is putrid defense, all the way around.

 

[LogansDad]

When's Truck Day?

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Would be nice if some of the Sox pitchers were getting better as the season comes to a close. More questions than answers, it seems.

 

[E5 Yaz]

The only worse contract on the team is Sale's so... gonna have to disagree with you there.

Sale
Devers (I'm one who thinks it'll bite us in the butt in the end)
Kluber
Refsnyder

 

[dhappy42]

Whelp.

 

[patinorange]

Nothing to fear, Jacques is warming.

Ok, we are good now.

 

[mauidano]

Houck deserved better.

 

[Harry Hooper]

 

[JOBU]

“It Comes Apart Quickly”

The story of the 2023 Boston Red Sox

 

[E5 Yaz]

WTF is it with third time through the order? A mental block? The lack of a third pitch? Seriously, what the hell is it?

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Is it time to start discussing the Trevor Story contract as one of the worst in the league or what

Just gotta get his timing back!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Jacques will have to hit three batters to get a run home

 

[brandonchristensen]

WTF is it with third time through the order? A mental block? The lack of a third pitch? Seriously, what the hell is it?

It’s so bizarre. It flies in the face of common sense.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Feels like every Houck start. Looks good for most of it, but one bad inning every time. Thus, a 5+ ERA.

 

[patinorange]

Is it time to start discussing the Trevor Story contract as one of the worst in the league or what

it's a good contract if you were looking for a Mark Belanger type ss. No hit, good defense.
He didn't hit much last year and is worse this year.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

That pesky 6th inning wall again.

 

[LogansDad]

Why is one of those runs unearned? I know there was an error, but the guy would have scored if he was on second on the single anyway, unless they think it wouldn't have been a hit had the infield not been in, I guess?

 

[Joe Shlabotnick]

Official white flag waving by Cora.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Cora doesn’t look like he is having much fun. Wonder if he even wants to come back.

 

[derekson]

Jacques will have to hit three batters to get a run home

Almost there!

 

[Papo The Snow Tiger]

And there’s the HBP

 

[JOBU]

Jacques will have to hit three batters to get a run home

Holy shit

 

[LogansDad]

JFC Jaques.

Can I volunteer next?

 

[patinorange]

Comical. He has no fucking clue where that curve is going.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Here comes Bushy. Sure he’s got a plan!

 

[dhappy42]

Jacques will have to hit three batters to get a run home

Maybe just two.

 

[Harry Hooper]

HBP!

Cora should be making obscene gestures at Bloom.

 

[Scoops Bolling]

Jacques is seriously the new Brasier. They need to get rid of him so Cora can't keep running him out there in important moments.

 

[E5 Yaz]

We really should make the Jacques HBP a drinking game

 

[FlexFlexerson]

Fortunately, James is asleep as doesn't have to watch this nonsense. Oh well, our guys suck.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Jacques will have to hit three batters to get a run home

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